Brock's Review of Billoon45's "Month in Review" - July 2009

Billoon Fans/Haters,

July of ’09 was a big month for the world of Earth and perhaps an even bigger month for the world of Billoon45, the balloon-humping superstar of the internet’s Youtube and TV’s Tosh.0. Every month, Billoon films a “Month in Review,” in which he somehow perfectly sums up all of the exciting happenings in his life. And on this website, I review these reviews.

But before I dig into reviewing last month’s review, which I will affectionately call, “Happy Burpday,” I must preface it with another video, one in which Billoon decides to record a special Happy Birthday message for one lucky YouTuber. If you think it starts a little slow or seems like a typical, boring happy birthday video, well, just trust me and watch it all the way through. Then we shall discuss:


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Brock's Review of Billoon45's "Month in Review" - June 2009 (Late Edition)

YouTubers and beyond,

I’m gonna keep this review short n’ sweet, just like Billoon45 does in this month’s Month in Review. Why? Cuz I’ve got too damn many things to do and I apologize for that from the bottom of my scrotum. So let’s dig in!

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The Death of Michael Jackson and Everything Else

Author’s Note: I don’t do a lot of personal bloggings on this site, but every once in a while, michael jackson crotchsomething huge happens and I’m overwhelmed with the feeling to do so. I started this piece the morning after Michael Jackson’s passing away, but we’ve had a busy past few days and there’s so much to say and hyperlink to, it just took me a while to get it all together and up on this site. I wish it was more immediate, but whatever. Deal with it.

(6/26/09) So this all started last night, when I went to see Third Eye Blind at the Palladium in Hollywood.

Yeah, hold your laughter until the end of the piece…

Anyway, it was a few hours after Michael Jackson died and all the reports of his death started dominating everything everywhere. At the show, the band and their crew wore black fedoras to honor the King of Pop’s passing. Stephan Jenkins, the band’s lead singer, took a few minutes to share some of his thoughts about Jackson, how he remembered the precise moment that he first discovered Jackson’s music at a young age, and how that instantly inspired him to become a musician. Then he busted out in a fantastic rendition of the Jackson 5′s “I Want You Back.” The crowd then shared a moment of silence, punctuated by a few stupid jeers from drunk idiots.

And that got me thinking.
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PSA - "Morsels"

Finally, we get serious and talk about something that no one else wants to talk about – rampant morselling.

Starring Chris Trew & Brock LaBorde.

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