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I Refuse to Write a Letter for October
But my leaky cranium is neither here nor there. What we're here to discuss is the current state of affairs at Studio 8 Entertainment. In this forthcoming letter, I promise to both inform you and titillate you at the same time. And while doing these things, I promise not to depress you or piss you off or ramble on about my own grandiose successes and talents. I also promise not to include any extensive ridiculous lists in this month's letter. Let's start off with some depressing news: The small company who was selling and renting the DVD of our movie, FirstLookRentals.com, is going out of business and now we're either going to have to start printing up our own DVD's or we're going to need a new distributor. It's crappy because the guy running FirstLookRentals.com spent a lot of time and money trying to promote his site and the indie films on it, only to have the indifferent, apathetic public spend their money elsewhere, probably on Washed-Up Celebrity Poker: Season One DVD's. Granted, FirstLookRentals is throwing in the towel after only a couple of months, but that's their business decision and we have to respect it. Hopefully this will mean that we can print up our DVD and sell it to you for a cheaper price somehow. On another semi-depressing note, we've had some major setbacks in our site's massive redesign, so we're having to do it ourselves a little at a time. For instance, check out our new fancified MUSIC PAGE, which should be easier to navigate and more pleasing to the palate. Our EMPLOYEES PAGE is also receiving a much-needed overhaul and I'm sure you will love checking out all of the things in there that you never knew that you wanted to know about Studio 8.
And while you're
there, tinkering around, be sure to download the
first ultra-rare, hyper-secret release
from Studio 8 employees Mikey and Chris R., who have formed the
musical super-group known as Broken Natural. I personally am very
proud of these two dudes and look forward to seeing them perform some I really want to break my above promise not to piss you off, but the only way I know how to do that is by showing you this stupid picture of a creature that I call the Laser Monster. If that doesn't make you angry, then obviously I have no idea how to be annoying or lame. Speaking of which, it's now time for the egotistical rambling section: If you live in the New Orleans or Baton Rouge area, check out the October issue of Take 2 Magazine. There's a fancy article about Studio 8 in there, complete with neat pictures and various quotes from yours truly and the rest of the nutty dudes who work on this site. Kevin, the guy who's starting up the magazine, seems like a zesty, go-getter kind of dude and I think Take 2 Magazine has a lot of potential to dominate in the world of southern US film production. Also, on October 16 at 7pm on the ABC Family channel, you can catch my big screen debut in the touching made-for-TV comedy movie "Growing Pains 2: Return of the Seavers". In addition to working in the Art Department for the movie, I also assumed the complicated role of a man searching for good bargains at a grocery store while the frazzled Mrs. Seaver chases her wild grandchildren all over the place. I'm the guy carrying oversized jars of pickles or tossing loads of toilet paper in the air. This month's letter is short because I'd rather spend my time writing funny things for Studio8.net than spout on and on about the inner workings of Studio8.net. So I'm going to cut this puppy off right here and let you get back to what you were doing a minute ago. Stay tuned to this site for lots of spooky Halloween goodies, since Halloween is our favorite holiday ever. And please, people, stop being so damn mean all the time and teach your toddlers some gun control. Email this page to a friend! Do the contents of this page make you horny? Talk about it in the Studio 8 Forums right now! |
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