Internet,

So now that you’ve read my introductory post for this new review feature, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty meats and potato of this month’s review of Billoon45′s “Month in Review”. Below is Billoon’s video for April 2009, and below that I will offer my professional analysis, opinions, and unique insights regarding all the various inane, retarded revelations pouring out of Billoon45′s crusted mouth.

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Dear internet,

Since I’ve recently taken a sacred and eternal vow to Celebrate the Unremarkable things in the world whenever I can, I’m starting up a new special treat tradition here on Studio8.net – I’m going to review all the lame, retarded things that I love to waste all of my time on!

The first of these will be a monthly feature in which I review a YouTube blogger named Billoon45‘s “Month in Review” vlogs. For those of you may not be familiar with Billoon45′s work, he’s a chronically unemployed school janitor/balloon fetishist who is semi-famous for making the below video in which he honestly attempts to fit his entire body into a large balloon, gets stuck inside of it, his pants fall off, and he has to wiggle his large, blobular self out of the balloon before he asphyxiates. Keep in mind as you watch this that not only did he almost kill himself by trying to do something incredibly stupid, HE THEN UPLOADED THE VIDEO OF HIM ALMOST KILLING HIMSELF BY TRYING TO DO SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID ONTO THE INTERNET:
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