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There’s a video spreading across the web that shows security camera footage of the drunkest dude in the world trying (and terrifically failing) to get some beer at a convenience store. Studio 8 Writer Truston Aillet has seen this video and now he’s written a nice companion piece to help explain exactly what really happened to the poor, misunderstood man who has now become the internet’s plaything for the next five minutes. Here’s the video, and below that is Truston’s stunning play-by-play of events:

What you’re really seeing in the above video:

0:05 - The gentleman puts a quarter into the coin slot at the edge of the counter to make the store start to spin and tilt on its axis, causing him to sway to and fro, off balance.

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Billoon Fans/Haters,

July of ‘09 was a big month for the world of Earth and perhaps an even bigger month for the world of Billoon45, the balloon-humping superstar of the internet’s Youtube and TV’s Tosh.0. Every month, Billoon films a “Month in Review,” in which he somehow perfectly sums up all of the exciting happenings in his life. And on this website, I review these reviews.

But before I dig into reviewing last month’s review, which I will affectionately call, “Happy Burpday,” I must preface it with another video, one in which Billoon decides to record a special Happy Birthday message for one lucky YouTuber. If you think it starts a little slow or seems like a typical, boring happy birthday video, well, just trust me and watch it all the way through. Then we shall discuss:

YouTubers and beyond,

I’m gonna keep this review short n’ sweet, just like Billoon45 does in this month’s Month in Review. Why? Cuz I’ve got too damn many things to do and I apologize for that from the bottom of my scrotum. So let’s dig in!

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YouTubers and beyond,

First of all, I want to say, “Well, hello, Billoon45. You are looking sleek and slick over there! You trimmed up all your head hair and your mustache hairs and you are just glowing with cuteness.”

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get down to “da bizness.” If you will recall, last month’s Billoon45 Month in Review Review unarguably left us hanging with all sorts of questions. This one does more of the same…and then some!

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