Brock's Review of Billoon45's "Month in Review" - June 2009 (Late Edition)
July 10th, 2009
YouTubers and beyond,
I’m gonna keep this review short n’ sweet, just like Billoon45 does in this month’s Month in Review. Why? Cuz I’ve got too damn many things to do and I apologize for that from the bottom of my scrotum. So let’s dig in!
Moments of Interest:
:01-:57 – Smarm Alert – Level 5!
Once again, Billoon45 seems to have had a good month for himself. Just look at that smug little smile of his, spreading across the frame like a fresh shit smear on your favorite pair of shorts. Apparently, two of his videos have been chosen to air on television! This is huge news, not just for television, but also for people who like watching other people look stupid on television. I cannot wait to see what Billoon45′s Tosh.0 shoot was like, but if his touching travel video documenting that trip to Hollywood is any indication, I think this is going to be a very sweet TV moment indeed. Mark July 16th, 2009, on your calendars, y’all. It’s about to get really real up in this mug.
:58-1:55 – Video Vindication
Billoon was informed found out informed or found out (one or the other) that he didn’t lose children’s school janitor job because he posts videos of himself sexually assaulting balloons on the internet, he lost it because he refuses to “kowtow to the powers that be.”
Let me first to shout out a personal “thank you” to Billoon45 for using the word “kowtow.” I am truly shocked and delighted that he has that word in his brain and it was a brave choice of diction to display during this obviously sensitive issue. Also, can’t wait for this juicy bomb to drop. What ace does Billoon have up his grease-stained sleeve? Look out, certain school district!
1:56-2:24 – Lost Memories
After treating us to the sounds of the entire state of Indiana’s fireworks display, Billoon45 starts to relate the events of his family’s 4th of July extravaganza, only to be cut off suddenly by his chubby finger clicking the “STOP RECORDING” button on his webcam. What gems and insights do you think humanity lost when he did that? How long did Billoon45 ramble on to his camera before realizing his mistake? Why can’t Billoon45 figure out how to use child-friendly webcam controls? Why am I wasting my time asking you all of these things?
The Bottom Line:
There ain’t much of a Bottom Line this month. I feel like the Big Kahuna wave of Billoon45′s fame and glory is about to hit the airwaves of the world and we can do nothing to escape it. Stay tuned indeed, Billoon. It’s going to be one wild ride…
Do you have anything to add to this? If so, leave a comment below or leave it as a comment on Billoon45′s channel.
Until next month’s “Month in Review,” happy inflations and shut up.
