Dear aborted fetus,

     It’s not that I don’t love you anymore. It’s just that I don’t feel the need for you in my life right now. Or my uterus, for that matter. So I won’t take up any more of your time (or mine) and I’ll end this here with a simple goodbye.

     When you get to Heaven, think of me and maybe we’ll meet again.

Your loving almost-mother,

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