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Sunday Comics Report #3

For those of you who would like to read the Sunday comics in your local newspaper, but don’t have the time, energy, or will to do so, Studio 8 is providing you with the following report. It should be just as good as reading the comics yourself, but it will take only half the time. We also considered redrawing the comics for you, but that would take too much effort on our part. This will have to do for now.

The Family Circus – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Hi and Lois – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

For Better or For Worse – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Luann – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Baby Blues – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Curtis – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Sally Forth – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Zits – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Blondie – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Foxtrot – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Hagar the Horrible – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

Drabble – The mom and dad are wondering why they haven’t done anything romantic in a long time. Suddenly, one of their children walks in the room and does something that is somewhat annoying, yet also somewhat cute. As one parent deals with the child, the other parent feels the need to make some generic statement about family life. This statement is followed by a sarcastic comment from either the child or the other parent. This punch-line might be slightly humorous if it wasn’t so corny and simplistic. Here, the comic’s reader can look up and smile, confident that the characters in this strip, even though they don’t always get along or love each other, will ultimately always get along and love each other.

The Lockhorns – The husband tries to stab his wife with a butter knife because he just found out that she had stapled his penis-hole shut as he slept.

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