On the day Dave Thomas died, somebody suggested a Wendy's fast food challenge. Fernando holds one of the bags of greasy goodness that were purchased at a Wendy's about 80 miles down the road.


Fernando, Will, Andrew, and Jared each got triple-stack cheeseburgers with double meat, which should have meant six patties per sandwich, but the Wendy's employees thankfully miscounted and only put four on each.

This cholesterol-soaked paper shows just how much of a fatty treat the boys were about to ingest.

The guys opened their mouths up wide and bit into the burgers. They chewed quickly and furiously, trying to be the first to choke down the pounds of beef, mayonnaise, and starched flour buns.


Two hours later, their tummies were full and things had slowed down quite a bit.  Jared's food actually flew back up his esophagus and almost came out of his mouth.


Will thought he was the first to finish as Andrew jealously looked on.


However, since Jared had his arm raised, he was the winner, even though he didn't finish his sandwich until the next day.


The boys looked at the table, their messy burger wrappers mocking them with silent emptiness.

     
The weight of the terrible world hit the boys' tummies all at once.


The burgers defeated the boys in the end.  After vomiting, none of them have been seen since.  The burgers are all doing fine, partially digested and living in Wisconsin.