Free Cookie Monday Camping Trip
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After some time, Doogie disappeared.  The group held a quick meeting to decide who should go find him.  He had been missing for over an hour, but nobody felt like really missing him.  If only we had looked slightly to our right.

Andrew mentioned that he hadn't used the bathroom in over 30 minutes so he would go take care of business and look for Doogie in a dark, scary looking alleyway.  Consequently, we never saw him or Doogie again.


We were a little confused about what we should do about our two missing friends.  Someone pointed out that Jared has the same name as that really fat guy who's not fat anymore because he ate all of those meatball subs a long time ago.  We made him pose in front of the Subway sign, but he wasn't too happy about it.  He looks like that Jared guy, too.

Jared must have gotten a big head after being compared to that celebrity, because he started to hit on Ashlin when Java already had dibs on her.  Ashlin tried to explain that she wasn't interested in either one of them by letting them feel her up, but this only gave them higher hopes.  She stormed away and later sued them for sexual harassment.

After 10 long hours of bickering amongst the friends, the morning finally came.  Java and Jared decided to put their differences aside and the remaining three proudly marched into Subway eager to cash in on our free cookies.

Our happy parade soon turned into thoughtful mourning when we remembered that two of our friends were presumed dead and the other one was suing us.  However...


..when an employee let Chris behind the glass to witness the sandwich-building station, he burst into tears of happiness. Our spirits were raised and we got ready to pick out our free cookies!


Java had quite the time choosing which cookie he would take home with him.  We won't ruin the surprise for you, but he chose the one that rhymes with Bright Backaramian Hut.

Here we are with our free cookies!  Jared got an oatmeal raisin, Java got a white macadamia nut, and Chris went with ole' reliable chocolate chip.  As we eagerly chewed through the still-warm sugary goodness, we knew deep down in our souls that we had done something magical that no one else in the whole country could do simply by walking into a Subway Sandwich Shop.

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