Age: 14
Weight: 155 lbs 
Height: 5' 5"
Has Appeared In: Grandpa Barry's 84th Birthday Video, George Dilton Junior High Jamboree 2003, various boring home videos
Currently Auditioning For:  Anything and everything! He loves the camera and it loves him back!
Special Skills: Acne Cultivation, LiveJournal Maintenance, Doohickey Replacement, Smile Monitoring, and Touching
Misc: Has the body of a child, the heart of a man, and the soul of a person. Willing to eat boogers for money.