Age: 85
Weight: 105 lbs 
Height: 5' 9"
Has Appeared In: Citizen Kane, The Howdy Doody Show, Planet of the Apes (original version), Planet of the Apes (remake)
Currently Auditioning For: High School Daze (for the role of 16-year old Melissa Davenport)
Special Skills: Liposuction, Facelifts, Various Implants, Hair Plugs, Chin Tucks, Tummy Stuffs, Flab Jabs, Lip Stretchies, and Extreme Flesh Curing
Misc: 100 % numb from the forehead down. Can be moved with wires, strings, or tiny jolts of electricity.