Age: 39
Weight: 180 lbs.
Height: 10' 5"
Has Appeared In: Mr. Sideburns, the Misunderstood Gigantic Child Molester (ABC Movie of the Week)
Currently Auditioning For: Anything involving a giant man with no acting skills
Special Skills: Towering, Overshadowing, Reaching Items on High Shelves, Inducing Vomiting in Strangers, and Pummeling
Misc: Able to urinate up to 50 feet. Extremely friendly, but suicidal.