Age: 19
Weight: 40 lbs
Height: 3' 2" (has no arms or legs)
Has Appeared In: A Torso of Love, Dirty Amputees 14, Where'd My Limbs Go, Mommy?
Currently Auditioning For: The Mayflower (the role of Sack of Potatoes)
Special Skills: Sitting, Looking, Laying, No-Hands Pie Eating Competitions, and Cunnilingus
Misc: Can fit into most luggage compartments. Comes with convenient, stylish tote bag.