Age: 33
Weight: 300 lbs
Height: 5' 5"
Has Appeared In: The True Life Story of Ms. Bacon and Mr. McNugget, Candyland: The Movie (role of Candy Cane Gumdrops), Star Wars - Episode VII: Return of the Sith and the Jedi and Friends (fan fiction short film)
Currently Auditioning For: Anything that requires nudity. Ms. Crowncake's scars have mostly healed and she's ready to show off her amazing body.
Special Skills: Bakes her own fudge in the trunk of her car. Excels in the performance of experiments that require her to push a button in order to receive a treat (does poorly on electro-shock experiments).
Misc: Has 12 children, many of whom have won trophies for perfect attendance at school.