Age: 12
Weight: 314 lbs.
Height: 2' 4"
Has Appeared In: Pudgy Camper Fantasies Vol. 4 & 6, GAP: Midgets (Ad Campaign), One Dead Fat Kid Trapped in a Well (ABC Movie of the Week)
Currently Auditioning For: Super Sabado Gigante Spectacular (role of El Gato Gordo)
Special Skills: Can smother most living things with his underarm flab. Can roll down hills in a relatively straight line. Able to ride horses and perform choreographed sword-fights.
Misc: Member & Secretary of Taco Bell Addicts Anonymous. Can recite 4 of the 6 Star Wars movies from beginning to end (Jar-Jar Binks lines excluded). Slimy and squishy.