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Studio 8 vs. The Neighbors
The Ugly Alien and the
Carwash from Hell
Page 2
Now that the preceding steps were covered, the Four Horsemen continued washing the filthy cars and dodging
angry threats from their crabby middle-aged neighbors. Soon, though, the hot sun and
rough winds started wearing the boys down. Also, Java, in a momentary
lapse of reason, had mixed some poison into the soapy water back in
Step #1. All of this began taking its toll on the minds and bodies of
the Fancy Four.
Within minutes, the cars were forgotten and the Flabby Five began
flapping their appendages and screaming inappropriate versions of
popular nursery rhymes as if their minds had been replaced with the
minds of children. The irony in the above statement is that-
THEIR MINDS HAD BEEN REPLACED WITH THE MINDS OF CHILDREN!!! And the
alien from outer space was the one responsible for doing it! How did it do this, you ask?
Well that is a stupid question and one that won't be answered here.
Just know that the alien had dastardly intentions when he switched
their minds around, some of which you will soon see if you keep
looking at this page. Also, the alien replaced its own mind with that
of an insane sweatshop manager from Honduras. Currently, the alien is
working on a way to replace your mind with something useless like a
dishrag or a salad shooter, so be careful.
But back to the story at hand...
The poor boys had no choice but to succumb to every fantasy and
desire of the alien from outer space. A cheap plastic whip materializing in his amazingly human-like
hand, the alien forced the young men to wash the cars again, even
though they had already done it twice. Scrubbing, waxing, licking,
rubbing, and panting, the boys became a sexy, sloppy trio of car
washing machines. However, the alien's perverted thirst for cleanliness
and servitude was
not yet satisfied...
So the alien devised a list of pointless duties for the boys to
perform.
This included holding up the alien's arms for hours at a time, saying nice things to the
alien, keeping the alien's nipples rosy and freshly-tweaked, allowing
the alien to impregnate their chest cavities with its offspring, and
thoroughly washing the alien as if he were one of the cars. The alien
laughed heartily at the boys' mindless toiling, his unblinking eyes
and rubbery face frozen in an indeterminable expression of apathy or
perhaps glee or perhaps terror. The neighbors (not pictured) had
similar expressions on their faces.
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