A local thrift store put an announcement in the paper that it would be having a huge sale if enough people would come into the store and rummage through its moth-eaten clothing, it would also erect a corny, oversized picture of an old lady. Some Studio 8 members just couldn't resist a bargain like that so they were on their way.

Brock got into a religious argument with an armless mannequin boy while on the way to the discount tuxedo bin. The argument, which Brock ended up losing, was about whether or not Jesus could have been hung on the cross if he had no arms.

Java, the first to reach the tuxedo bin, fell in love with a suit that was marked down 98% because it had blood stains in the pockets and several medium-sized burn-holes in the crotch and armpits.

In the toy section, the boys encountered a plush and plastic act of perversion of the most shocking degree. Embarrassed and confused, the boys fled to the women's clothing section.

Andrew was perhaps the most affected by the above pornographic display. He immediately bought $4 worth of gaudy, colorful hats and a fur jacket that he has yet to take out of his closet.

Meanwhile, Brock, who collects luggage and travel-themed knick-knacks like a madman, found himself in suitcase heaven. He bought so many suitcases that day, he now has no room in his apartment for furniture, clothing, or himself.