Free Cookie Monday Camping Trip
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Some of you may remember that on Monday, April 15th, 2002, every Subway in the nation offered its customers one free cookie (no purchase necessary) just for stopping by.  When we at Studio 8 remembered that we all love cookies AND free things, we decided to camp out so we could get OUR cookies first thing in the morning.

The dedicated players, pictured from left to right: Doogie, Ashlin, Java, Andrew, Chris, and Jared.

First, we unpacked all of our overnight camping necessities from our super-cool Jeep Cherokee.  Doogie brought his RISK game (even though he's the only one who knows how to play it and refuses to teach anyone) and Andrew brought a keg of Non-Alcoholic Everclear Light to help us stay awake.  Andrew, thinking he was a real tough-guy, bragged ALL night that he had carried the keg by himself.  Java and Jared didn't have the hearts to tell him that they had helped the whole time.


Everyone was in quite a rush to get their cookies, so there was a lot of arguing about who would go inside first. Ashlin used the ole 'ladies go first' rule, but when Andrew tucked his penis in-between his legs, she let him step to the front.

Horny Java wanted to impress Ashlin, the only girl around, with a keg stand, but Doogie made a fool of him when he admitted that he sold the keg tap earlier for a six-pack of Pepsi One's.


We immediately cracked open the Pepsi One's to loosen everyone up and settle our nervous tummies.

We ended up getting so loose, Java had to read us a story to calm us down.  He also managed to flirt with Ashlin quite a bit, doing suave things like smiling and talking to her.  Jared noticed and was secretly unhappy about this.


Andrew surprised us all when he pulled out our two favorite DVD's, Aaron Carter's "Aaron's Party...Live in Concert" and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's "Our Lips are Sealed."  After some more arguing, we went with Aaron Carter because in Chapter 10 there is an inside look into one of Aaron's birthday parties and the Olsen Twins were there.  Best of BOTH worlds!


We lay down to watch the movie, but then realized we didn't have a TV.  So we appointed Doogie to monitor the parking lot in case any other campers showed up while we napped.


Since Chris was the first one to fall asleep, the group got to work on making him feel bad about himself.  Ashlin breaded his nose while Doogie super-glued plastic cups onto his hands.  Meanwhile, Java was busy crushing Chris' already-bruised kneecap with the keg and Andrew was sexually assaulting him.  Jared watched in disgust but still cheered them on.

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