Fresh out of Dr. Nando's factory, Minkis immediately began educating his fellow ignorant robot brothers about life as a human being, which he used to be before his freakish accident.

Minkis' last memory as a human was of punching random people in the face. He demonstrated how this was done, but the two dumb robots didn't have any hands to do it themselves.

Minkis thought he could download some arms for the robots off the internet at his old house. The three wrestled with this doorway for hours before finding a building with a wider doorway.

 The internet didn't have any arms, but they did download some cool Hulk Hogan movies onto their hard drives.

The three robots were soon mesmerized by the strange colorful box in the air that just happened to be showing some new crime investigation drama.

Minkis suddenly remembered that the box was called a TV and that TVs were bad for your mental health. So he made the robots go outside, where they stared at a nice, natural hole in the ground for a while.

As Minkis was explaining how a sidewalk works, one of the "robots" relieved itself behind Minkis' back.

One of Minkis' hastily-wired circuits blew and he went into super-tweaking mode. His lasers shot the face off of a hapless bystander who used to be quite fond of robots but now is kind of bitter about them because one shot off her face. We couldn't take a picture of this, but above we have included a lovely oil painting rendition of it.

Dr. Nando built Minkis with a conscience microchip in his head, so he felt bad about lasering an innocent human. So he tried to hitchhike out of his own miserable robot life.
 

An elegant SUV soon stopped by, thinking that it had found some free cardboard boxes on the side of the road. Minkis used this opportunity to show the foolish robots how to ride in a car. If only they had bendable knees, they could have made it.

Eventually, even Minkis' patience ran out when the robots couldn't even sit in chairs. He knew they would never learn to be humans.