Chris thought a cake might cheer Handsome Mikey up and make his tailbone feel better, but when Mikey refused to bake it, Chris put Mikey on a guilt trip and ended up making him feel even crappier.
 

After having an hour-long discussion with his mother on the telephone, Mikey finally decided to let bygones be bygones and have some fun. Nobody noticed, however, because Java walked in and made us forget all about Mikey's stupid problems!
 

In a depressing turn of events, Java delivered some bad news. On the way home, he got a phone call from his best friend in Florida who told Java that his new condo was only 3,550 square feet, and not 4,000 as we had previously thought. This didn't really affect us in any way, but we all felt bad for Java, except for Mikey, who whined some more about his birthday.
 

Ignored and bored, Mikey took some initiative and set up a game of Monopoly for everyone to play. He ended up playing by himself until Brock stepped on the board and caused Mikey to lose track of which properties had houses and hotels on them.
 

Furious over losing his Monopoly game, Mikey tweaked and snapped everyone's necks one by one. He then spent the rest of the night pretending to play some video games on the broken gaming system, setting several all-time high scores in some of the hardest games around (in his head, of course). He died in a bloody shootout with the cops the next day.