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Chris' Road Trip
Last weekend, Chris decided to take a real neat trip and spend every dime he
had earned over the summer by washing cars and babysitting some plants. Chris was so stressed from all the human contact he
had to
endure all summer, so he took the trip alone. He booked a reservation at the most expensive condo available and
went on his merry way!
Along the way, Chris got lost a lot and was
forced to refuel his car 5 times. Unfortunately, this left Chris with only 14
dollars to entertain himself with for the rest of the week.
When Chris finally got to his $455 per night condominium,
he went right to the balcony and stared at stuff.
After 20 seconds of staring, Chris got bored and cracked
out the ole' trusty laptop for good ole' web surfin! Chris thought to himself,
"Now, this is what vacation is all about!"
After realizing that the room didn't come equipped with
internet access, Chris felt the urge to drive around in his car and see what Florida had
to offer. Along the way, he got stuck in this elevator for about 3 hours.
He finally broke loose and was soon out on the town
driving his car up and down the same road he had spent 11 hours on earlier
that day. He ended up overheating his car in traffic and having to fill up his
gas tank again.
Chris needed food to last through the night, so he headed to
the grocery store. Since he only had $3 left, deciding what to buy was
difficult.
However, the second Chris laid eyes on this $3 floating whale
thingy, he immediately purchased it and later almost starved to death.
Chris was so excited about his new purchase, that he
watched T.V. for the rest of the day. Chris would have used his new floaty toy, but he
remembered that he is afraid of water.
Broke, lonely, and tired of his room, Chris swallowed his
pride and drove back home that night. He learned many lessons that will never
apply to him again, but to this day, Chris remains humble, gratified, and
satisfied. Chris posed for this picture in his last attempt to have some sort
of fun in the state of Florida.
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