Dear Myself,

            Well, what can I say to you that hasn’t already been said? We've been together for almost 20 years now and there is nobody I'd rather share this special and meaningful holiday with than you! We don't need anybody else and we never will, either, dude!

You are my one true love and I honestly believe that we can survive until the end of time as long as we remain in each others’ arms. I've never felt this close to anyone in my life and nobody will ever come in between us.

When I look into your eyes I have this special feeling that you are looking back into mine. When you fall, I want to fall with you, when you , I'll , and when you die, you better believe that I'm taking my soul wherever you take yours.

Thank you for all the times you let me go down on you while fingering your butthole.

Yourself,

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