Studio 8's Ready-Made Printable Love Letters
Just print, sign, and send!

     For all of our readers who just aren't any good at writing letters, especially letters concerning matters of the heart, we at Studio 8 have taken the time, energy, and emotional strain upon our weary shoulders and have composed the following Ready-Made Printable Love Letters. To use these letters to solve or cause problems in your own miserable love life, just look at the list below, find the letter which best suits your present romantic condition, click on it, print it out, then sign it with your own name. We'll be updating this page quite frequently as we fail in more and more relationships and have to write more and more letters.

A Letter to Love Lost
Oh My Dearest Lost Love,

            Where in God’s cursed creation are you? I fear that I have misplaced you in some terrible and lonely place. Honestly, I’ve looked just about everywhere.
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The Reaffirmation of Love Letter
My Dearest Love,

            In all of my life, I’ve never loved someone as I’ve loved you. I know that I tell you “I love you” many, many times and in many, many ways each and every day, but I feel as if I...
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A Letter for Those Enchanted by a Particular Sushi-Bringer
Dear Sushi Waitress,

             I realize that your eyes are very slanty, so I'm not sure if you have noticed how frequently I've been visiting your section of the sushi restaurant. Well, Kyionatyta, (sp?) I'm willing to look past this and start a serious relationship with you.
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Letter to a Love Who Has Already Taken Their Own Life
Dear Suicide Casualty,

            You may have taken your own life, but I will be damned if you take away my chance to be your Valentine this year! I had my eyes set on you weeks before you shoved that double-barreled shotgun into your mouth, and nothing will come in between us. Nothing! Not even death’s delicate and beautiful touch.
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A Letter to the Unwanted
Dear aborted fetus,

     It’s not that I don’t love you anymore. It’s just that I don’t feel the need for you in my life right now.
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A Letter of Self-Devotion
Dear Myself,

            Well, what can I say to you that hasn’t already been said? We've been together for almost 20 years now and there is nobody I'd rather share this special and meaningful holiday with than you! We don't need anybody else and we never will, either, dude!
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A Letter for Love Scorned
Dear Ex-Lover,

       It's Valentine's Day…again. But don't worry. This year I'm not going to try to win you back by writing a stupid letter that discusses how and why our relationship failed.
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A Letter to Someone Who Has Recently Been Disfigured
Dearest of all,

     I know that most people can't recognize you anymore, but I still do. I recognize your heart, and not because your battered rib cage and chest have been removed, and in their place is a clear covering that exposes your insides for easy access by medical doctors, but because I know it still beats for me, however slowly that beating may be.
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