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Lame Character Submission
The
following lame character idea was submitted to us by Daniel Chang from
Milwaukee, Wisconsin:
So, I have an idea for a character
named Craig Craigy who is really crazy and always uses the wrong words for the wrong things and
always gets himself in trouble like a foreign person. What do you guys think?
We can use this picture for him! It is a picture of my dad.
Here's the character article he
wrote:
I Am Thinking About Calling You Cupcake!
by Craig Craigy
I saw you at the grocery store last week, and we kept passing each other by in
the aisles! It seemed like an accident at first, but then it kept happening.
That's when I knew this was no accident. Then, when we checked out, we ended
up going to the same counter, too! All these weird things keep happening, and
what is even weirder is that I find myself wanting to call you cupcake!
I know it sounds weird, but it
feels so right. Like, nothing has ever sounded more right to me!
This world is crazy but with you as my cupcake, things just
aren't as hectic anymore. Thank you! Cupcake, I said thank you!
You have made a world of difference in my world today.
I thought about killing you today, but that
just ain't right, my cupcake, no it ain't! Now, what would that get us? A
whole lotta nuthing! Don't worry, cupcake. I won't be killing you anytime
soon. We have too much partying to do!
We have made it so long together, cupcake.
Bye bye!
Oh, cupcake!
God Dammit, cupcake!
Thank you, Daniel, but we hate you.
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