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Studio 8 Opens Nintendo University

Nintendo University, the concept of one Dr. Imagoucho, is finally ready for its first semester of enrollment.  What began in 1989 as an experimental collegiate-level educational game, quickly grew too big for its original plans.  Fast forward twelve years and tour the freshly-built, 45-acre Nintendo University which caters to gamers from all over the world.


JONATHAN O'DOOLE
(recipient of the first ever Samus Aran Scholarship)

"I've played Metroid and Super Metroid every day of my life.  I camped out for Metroid II when it came out for Game Boy.  I haven't beaten any of them yet, but with this scholarship, which I will use to purchase some neat strategy guides, I will probably come pretty close.  If I do that, I'll just die a happy man.  Look out, Mother Brain, I'm coming!"

DUCK HUNT 1001 - An introductory course focusing on the multiple uses of the Nintendo Gun.  Students don't get to actually touch the gun until DH 2003.
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS (7 SECTIONS) Section 1 focus: Part 1, Section 2: Part 2, etc. NOTE: An honors course in Mario Brothers 3 is available. Placement in this course requires approval from instructor.
 
POWER GLOVE 1200 - A beginner's course for usage of the Power Glove.  Covers game compatibility, hand conditioning, and movement limitations.
 
STAR PUNCH PHYSICS 2020 - Analysis of actual Mike Tyson bouts, as compared to in-game strategies.  Priority scheduling to Mike Tyson majors.
SUPER SMASH BROS 2020 - For N64 majors only, this class involves current winning smash methods, while also concentrating heavily on SSB legendary matches.
 

MORTAL KOMBAT 3201 - A philosophical theory class which mainly tackles the question, "Fatalities or Friendships?"  Animalities and Babalities are studied in 3202.
 
GAME BOY - No courses are offered for Game Boy games because Game Boys are not fun at all.
ATHLETICS 2400 - Rigorous exercises in Double Dribble, Ice Hockey, Tecmo Super Bowl, and Blades of Steel 2.  Thumb guards provided.
 

EXCITEBIKE TRACK ENGINEERING 3000 - Advanced ramp placement and mud-hole avoidance techniques.  A strong background in neo-physical theory is recommended.
 
WARPING 4040 (LAB) - With extreme focus on Super Mario Brothers 3, students will be required to travel a bit and must provide their own flute.

Typical Dorm Room at NU.

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