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BINGO Time!
by Gammy Fritz
What a delightful little game I've discovered since I was sentenced to die
in this miserable nurse-filled hell-house! The game itself is called BINGO
and we get to play it every single night and every single morning and it
could just make me sing a dandy tune!
One of the nicest things is that all it costs to play BINGO is one
nickel. Now nobody knows where I have all my nickels tucked away, including
myself, but I can usually borrow a nickel or two from someone else when they
aren't looking so I can join in on the fun.
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Above: All of my wonderful friends enjoying a healthy heaping of Bingo
playing and playing and playing oh I don't care who watches me play Bingo
anymore! |
But not only is BINGO a cheap
thrill, it is also quite profitable. The prizes are so lavish and plentiful,
I never know what to do with such riches. You can win newspaper clippings,
knick-knacks, trinkets, baubles, DIXIE cups, pills of all colors, and even a
shiny new nickel!
Imagine that, you play a nickel and then you win a nickel! Can you beat
something like that even if you tried to?
Why just the other day I won half of a coupon for that dreadful
steakhouse down the road, a refrigerator magnet with a bird on it (I can't
wait to find a refrigerator and test it out!), and a bit of chocolate fudge
that was quickly taken away from me by one of the ever-watchful nurses.
Can you believe we aren't allowed to eat chocolate anymore? Ever
since that horrible mishap last Tuesday with Doris' diaper undergarments and
the chocolate-covered peanut logs, all sweet treats are forbidden from being
eaten. Drats to those nurses!
I've almost forgotten to explain the rules of BINGO and how to
play! Well, I haven't learned them yet, even though I've been playing it for
weeks, but I know it involves a piece of paper, some numbers, and calling
out "BINGO" when you feel like it's time for you to win.
Oh! Here comes something or someone down the hall, so I will have
to tell you-
This article written
by
Brock.
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