A few nights ago, I rented some Aaron Carter videos by myself and ran through the remains of a box of Whoppers I found in my upstairs fridge. After the movies, I decided to waste the night away again on the internet. I was just surfing around when I stumbled onto HotorNot.com. I thought, "Hey, what a fun way to pass the time til breakfast!"

     Turns out, you can submit a picture to the site and they post it for others to come by to rate them. I figured since I don't have any real friends, this would be the perfect way to get some feedback on my new haircut!

      So right then and there, I was a little wild and submitted my picture (my personal fave by the way). I went to sleep that night anxious and hungry. All I dreamed about was McRibs coming back soon and whether I was going to be voted 'Hot' or 'Not' and Milk Duds.

      When I awoke the next afternoon, I grabbed a few donuts I had saved from lunch yesterday.
      
      I immediately logged onto HotorNot.com. All of this got me a little sweaty, so I took a nap. When I got back up, I saw that 4,965 votes had already been tallied. Even after voting myself "10" a couple dozen times, my overall score was still a 2.4 out of 10.

      At first I got sad and ate a loaf of bread. It was just a stupid picture on a stupid website. But then I thought, "2.4 isn't all that bad. It could be worse, it could be a 1 or something." That made me happy and I ate a block of cheddar cheese.

      So in the end, I felt better about myself and I made 4,965 new cyber-friends! I highly recommend everybody submitting your pictures to this site, even if you are fat and ugly! Goodbye!

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