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Somebody Better
Tell Me Who Did What to My Cake!
I am not eating another bite of this sweet, delicious German Chocolate Cake until I find out who did this. Okay, I did just eat one piece, but it was just to make sure that it was my German Chocolate Cake and not my Devil's Food Cake that got cut. Sure enough, I detect the semi-sweet taste of coconut in this second chunk of cake that I am quickly shoving into my mouth. That means someone is in deep trouble! I know that no one else is in this house, but I just don't recall taking a knife out of the drawer and cutting the cake in half. That means someone else had to do it. Since the cake is now a third of the way gone and in my happy little belly, I suggest that the guilty party fess up and quickly, please. I know it was done with this knife because as I use it right now to divide the cake's other half into four easier to swallow pieces, I see chocolate all over it. Of course I'm licking every bit of chocolaty evidence off the knife, but-Ouch!
Great, now I've cut my tongue! I'm down to only half of my precious cake and I taste blood in every bite. This is all somebody else's fault, but I'm the one having to suffer for it! On top of all this, I still can't imagine how this cake got split down the middle in the first place. You know, the last half of this cake doesn't taste as good as the first half, which means I'll have to eat it faster. I might not even like German Chocolate Cake that much. I can't remember. But why else would I have bought it at Russell's House of Pies? Oh well, maybe I felt like eating healthy for a change. Coconuts are fruits, you know, and this cake is just positively choking me with tasty coconut! Ah, finally, the German Chocolate Cake is all eaten and I can do what I came here to do all along - eat my Devil's Food Cake! Wait a minute! I'm all out of rich and dreamy chocolate milk to wash my cake down with! I've got to get another jug out of the fridge ALL the way in the other room! I may as well give up and eat that last dozen of cupcakes from yesterday. Mmmmmm.....Cake and cupcakes, not a bad little one-girl party I'm throwing here. Now where's that knife gone to? Oh, it's in the Devil's Food Cake!
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