G. Rodney Fussensnitch
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G. Rodney Fussensnitch washed up on the shores of America sometime in the early 1950's. Since For the next 50 years or so, he didn't move much, except for his daily routine of flowing in and out with the rising and sinking tides. Nowadays, by his horrid stench and generally disgusting appearance, you'd think that he had died long ago, but that is not the case. Since he has no job, no home, no class, and no reason to live, we've employed him here as an unpaid media reviewer. If anyone has a couch or slab of concrete for G. Rodney to sleep on, we'd love for you to take him off of our hands. You probably shouldn't read what he writes, but you probably will despite this warning.

- John Austin's Prank University
- Alex Boese's Hippo Eats Dwarf
- The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman
- His Own Prison Release Letter
- Graffiti on a Prison's Dirty Bathroom Walls
- Time Magazine and NPR Radio
- Danielle Steele's Answered Prayers
- Some Book He Found
- Greg Nagan's The 5-Minute Iliad

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