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Drake Dunlop
Drake Dunlop hates his roommate. That's about all we know about him. We think that he attends college somewhere, but we aren't sure because it seems like he never leaves his room, which we think is a dorm room. Also, we think he's straight, but he might be gay. Drake is either a paranoid homicidal maniac who will eventually murder the poor sucker who is unlucky enough to have him for a roommate, or there really is no roommate at all, except inside Drake's twisted mind. Either way, he likes to write about his roommate...a lot. In addition to the various articles documenting his roommate's habits, fetishes, daily activities, etc., Drake likes to chat on AOL IM, so be on the lookout for some convos from him.
I Think My Roommate Drank My Golden Elixir of Healing by Drake Dunlop
Now I don’t have enough physical evidence to go dialing up the
proper authorities just yet, but I’m pretty sure that my idiot
roommate drank my Golden Elixir of Healing. I checked my inventory
pouch three times and it's not there. It’s a real shame, too. I was
saving that precious, unbearably rare regenerative draught for what
looks to be a particularly nasty battle with the Nautilus Wyrm once
I finish crossing the Lower Dryllian Plains.
I Think My Roommate is Good at Too Many Things
I Think My Roommate Found Where I Hid His Keys
I Think My Roommate’s Red Bull is Awesome!!!!
I Think My Roommate is Dating My Mother I can’t prove anything I’m about to say, but here goes. As usual, I received a few letters from my mother this week. However, something that’s not so usual was that in one of these letters, Mother asked how my roommate was doing. This struck me as being very suspicious for two reasons: continue...
I Think My Roommate Ate My Pudding Packet
Roommate Troubles
(A Drake Dunlop AOL Convo)
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