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Anticipation for 'Three Blondes and a Big Brownie' Too Much In an attempt garner more home audiences, Paramount Pictures has given a green light to its latest film, “Three Blondes and a Big Brownie,” so that it will bypass the big screen and head straight to the video stores. This tough decision came about after Paramount execs intensely debated it for around five minutes.
“We screened the film again and again. Ultimately, the decision was made to release this to families as soon as humanly possible,” commented Mark Grakkul, VP of marketing. “Entertainment and the family. That’s what concerns us most.” “Three Blondes and a Big Brownie,” the heartwarming story of three middle-aged women who undertake a journey of independence, self-discovery, and sexual frustration while in the confines of their oppressive kitchens, has test audiences raving, Paramount says. The film begins with three protagonists struggling through the pressures of motherhood, keeping their houses clean, and a host of other trials that come with raising families.
The three lives take drastic, but much needed turns when the mothers meet up in a pastry-baking club. A brownie recipe calling for three cups of sugar is misread and instead replaced with three dildos. In goes the tainted recipe in a pan, out comes a pan of brownies with three dildos sticking out of the chocolaty top. The blonde trio then simultaneously use the dildos for sexual pleasure while also learning to cope with chicken pox outbreaks, disinterested husbands, and emergency PTA meetings. Production
has already begun on the sequel, “Three Blondes and a Big Brownie, Too,”
which will detail further wacky adventures of the lovable threesome and
their favorite sex toy/dessert. Paramount promises a much larger budget,
bigger stars, and more exquisite dildos. |
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