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A Very Special Delivery When having sex in the real world, if your sex partner gets up in the middle of foreplay and watches an old episode of "Alf", you probably wouldn't be very horny when they return to bed. The same rule should apply to sex on the internet. But, according to the below convo, I guess it doesn't, because we wasted a lot of this person's time and well...they just kept going. We are "BnBRool". BnBRool: Hey! Wanna cyber? WonHotMomma12: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-) WonHotMomma12: Who are you? BnBRool: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot BnBRool: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. WonHotMomma12: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. BnBRool: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order WonHotMomma12: Haha! OK <We took a 2 minute break.> WonHotMomma12: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. BnBRool: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? WonHotMomma12: I want everything, baby! BnBRool: Is this a delivery? WonHotMomma12: Umm...Yes WonHotMomma12: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... BnBRool: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. <Here, we took a 5 minute break.> WonHotMomma12: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! BnBRool: You can't hurry good pizza. <Another 5 minute break.> BnBRool: I'm on my way now though <Yet another 5 minute break.> WonHotMomma12: So you're at my front door now... BnBRool: How did you know? BnBRool: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. BnBRool: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven WonHotMomma12: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby BnBRool: So you're still in the bathroom? WonHotMomma12: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. BnBRool: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... WonHotMomma12: What the fuck? WonHotMomma12: Fuck! BnBRool: What, like you can do better at this shit? WonHotMomma12: Yeah I can, bitch. BnBRool: Let's go for it then. WonHotMomma12: OK, you into vegetables? BnBRool: What, like gardening and shit? WonHotMomma12: Yeah, something like that. BnBRool: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out BnBRool: You bend over to harvest your radishes. <Here, we took a 2 minute break.> WonHotMomma12: is that it? BnBRool: You water your tomato patch. <Another 2 minute break.> BnBRool: Are you ready for my fresh produce? WonHotMomma12: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? BnBRool: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach...Sexily. BnBRool: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. WonHotMomma12: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. BnBRool: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. BnBRool: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT. WonHotMomma12: ... BnBRool: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. WonHotMomma12: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. BnBRool: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. WonHotMomma12: whatever. WonHotMomma12: You perverted piece of shit! <Warned and blocked, another typical cyber-slut...>
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