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AOL Victim Life as Cody - Part 2 In this previous AOL Convo, a stranger contacted us, thinking we were his buddy, Cody. We aren't sure how or why he mistook us for someone else on Instant Messenger, but he sure did it! And obviously this guy and the real-life Cody are doing some bad things, such as spreading their lame-ass graffiti around town. Anyway, this douchebag still thinks we are Cody. We are not Cody. We are "Shirts&Tails2007." They are an idiot and Studio 8's latest AOL Victim. hawkinsd12: TDC Shirts&Tails2007: T.D. Jakes hawkinsd12: no the TDC Shirts&Tails2007: i know, but i'm talking about this guy, T.D. Jakes that i met hawkinsd12: when Shirts&Tails2007: it's been a while Shirts&Tails2007: the world's moved on since then hawkinsd12: oh well but i did a tight ass one it looks like the graffeti on train tracks Shirts&Tails2007: on the train cars? hawkinsd12: yea Shirts&Tails2007: you know, damn, that really make me happy Shirts&Tails2007: i'm as proud as a tiger hawkinsd12: we taged like six more when we droped u offf Shirts&Tails2007: if this dude, T.D. Jakes, were around, he'd shit a brick to hear that Shirts&Tails2007: he hates that stuff hawkinsd12: oh why Shirts&Tails2007: he gets convicted about it Shirts&Tails2007: said his great grandpa died in a garage sniffing paint cans hawkinsd12: oh well trey said not to put tdc on ur myspace Shirts&Tails2007: that dude keeps coming out with the best advice on this planet Shirts&Tails2007: better than a mom Shirts&Tails2007: and moms know best Shirts&Tails2007: but that aint me saying that hawkinsd12: yea in all actuality Shirts&Tails2007: that's T.D. Jakes hawkinsd12: isnt he a preacher Shirts&Tails2007: i never really got around to asking him to be honest with you Shirts&Tails2007: he just stunk hawkinsd12: oh ok Shirts&Tails2007: like a dirty pile of day old doo-doo hawkinsd12: yea so hows coreys ass Shirts&Tails2007: burnt hawkinsd12: why Shirts&Tails2007: he's fed up with crap hawkinsd12: corey hayes Shirts&Tails2007: i'm talking about like real crap, he said if he could invent a machine that would make him stop crapping he would spend all his allowance on it just to not crap anymore hawkinsd12: welll ur gettin a little lame Shirts&Tails2007: i'm trying to hang on Shirts&Tails2007: being this dude aint easy hawkinsd12: who are u bein Shirts&Tails2007: yo you know hawkinsd12: who Shirts&Tails2007: just me, c hawkinsd12: me D Shirts&Tails2007: copy that Shirts&Tails2007: over? hawkinsd12: yea TDC is crunk as hell Shirts&Tails2007: you gonna tag the side of the church? Shirts&Tails2007: just to let em know we aint playin hawkinsd12: naw Shirts&Tails2007: good thinkin, T.D. Jakes wouldn't do no appreciating of that Shirts&Tails2007: we should beat up a little kid and then tag his tummy hawkinsd12: i know taylor latham Shirts&Tails2007: now that's good thinking Shirts&Tails2007: we should really start to push the envelope Shirts&Tails2007: i mean i should hawkinsd12: on what Shirts&Tails2007: we should walk around with running water hoses in our pants, it could be our sign hawkinsd12: no we need to make one though Shirts&Tails2007: we could make a fake head out of clay and paint it so it looks real and carry it in a box so that when someone tries to start something we'll show em this head and freak em out hawkinsd12: ok but we need to make somethin like a circle n a t d and c Shirts&Tails2007: we could paint it on our foreheads, then peel our foreheads off and people will ask why we look so weird and we'll throw these foreheads into their faces and cuss at them like dogs hawkinsd12: well we really need a sign though Shirts&Tails2007: we could steal a stop sign, hire an artist to paint our portraits on it in our own dookey, then burn it in the town square so that everyone can see Shirts&Tails2007: i don't know Shirts&Tails2007: i'm not good with ideas Shirts&Tails2007: what do you think? hawkinsd12: well ill make one Shirts&Tails2007: what will it look like? hawkinsd12: i dont know yet im drawin Shirts&Tails2007: draw an angel with its wings clipped and praying to god to get some new ones Shirts&Tails2007: that's like us hawkinsd12: no not really how did u come up with that Shirts&Tails2007: i feel that way sometimes, that maybe i shouldn't be here Shirts&Tails2007: that i should be flying around in the stars hawkinsd12: u r so deep Shirts&Tails2007: drinking clean water, eating gold, you know, out of this crap of a life we live in hawkinsd12: yea but corey hayes got a big o but Shirts&Tails2007: dat's true hawkinsd12: show is Shirts&Tails2007: he should steal his maw maw's butcher knife Shirts&Tails2007: have you seen that thing? hawkinsd12: who should Shirts&Tails2007: well, cats like you and me, we live by the knife, fighting for our lives in the trainyard Shirts&Tails2007: can't run from it, bro hawkinsd12: yea u right Shirts&Tails2007: TDC Shirts&Tails2007: come on, say it, it'll make you feel better hawkinsd12: TDC Shirts&Tails2007: no, man, say it out loud Shirts&Tails2007: right there where you're sitting hawkinsd12: i did its wonderful Shirts&Tails2007: made you smile, didn't it? hawkinsd12: yes the biggest smile i ever did see Shirts&Tails2007: you don't smile enough, man, are you doin ok? Shirts&Tails2007: something on your mind? hawkinsd12: nah Shirts&Tails2007: you got girl problems? hawkinsd12: yea believe it or not big tDc does Shirts&Tails2007: what you talking about? hawkinsd12: i have girl problems Shirts&Tails2007: just keep your head in the game hawkinsd12: i know but its so hardd lately n u know what im talkin bout remember kenricks house Shirts&Tails2007: say TDC again, kenrick aint got nothing on this hawkinsd12: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCcc Shirts&Tails2007: you said it outloud? hawkinsd12: i know Shirts&Tails2007: anybody hear? hawkinsd12: yea my mom Shirts&Tails2007: kenrick aint there, huh? Shirts&Tails2007: that wouldn't be good and you know that Shirts&Tails2007: T.D. Jakes taught me that too hawkinsd12: oh hes so great Shirts&Tails2007: i bet he doo-doos golden nuggets and his kids take em to school and show em off hawkinsd12: i know id be proud if my dad could do that to Shirts&Tails2007: i snuck in to the bathroom once after my dad left and i saw bloody snot in the toilet Shirts&Tails2007: and i know for a fact he didn't blow his nose hawkinsd12: well thats weird Shirts&Tails2007: it smelled like one of those little black and white animals hawkinsd12: u crackin Shirts&Tails2007: naw dude, i just can't think of what they call em hawkinsd12: zebras Shirts&Tails2007: man, that's african horses Shirts&Tails2007: you know that Shirts&Tails2007: they run around and get tagged by lions hawkinsd12: yea what the hell is wrong with me Shirts&Tails2007: you the one whose crackin hawkinsd12: no how Shirts&Tails2007: kenrick might have a spell on both of us hawkinsd12: what do u mean Shirts&Tails2007: like one of those magic dudes Shirts&Tails2007: like that dude, ken create Shirts&Tails2007: he could make a cane dance hawkinsd12: have u ever seen him do that Shirts&Tails2007: crazy, man, i'm telling you Shirts&Tails2007: yeah hawkinsd12: when Shirts&Tails2007: SKUNK! Shirts&Tails2007: that's the animal i was thinking of hawkinsd12: well hey cody im bout to go to sleep ill call u n the mornin Shirts&Tails2007: damn, i just realized it was late hawkinsd12: yea ill tlak to u later TDC DISMISSED Shirts&Tails2007: i'm gonna sleep in the fridge tonight so that i can feel what it's like at the north pole Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: tdc COPY THAT Shirts&Tails2007: TDC read you lour and clear Shirts&Tails2007: TDC, mistake Shirts&Tails2007: TDC meant read you loud and clear hawkinsd12: shit peoples callin me n askin me if i have seen the stop signs Shirts&Tails2007: don't say nothing Shirts&Tails2007: not even if they start pulling your fingernails out hawkinsd12: i said i hadnt well il talk tou later Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out Shirts&Tails2007: TDC do you copy? Shirts&Tails2007: TDC radio check hawkinsd12: Tadio check TdC Shirts&Tails2007: TDC copy that Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: alright dude ill see u tomorrow Shirts&Tails2007: TDC roger that Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: TDc over n out Copy Shirts&Tails2007: TDC copy that Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: alright later Shirts&Tails2007: TDC roger that Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: ok goodnight Shirts&Tails2007: TDC read you loud and clear Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: ok i hear hawkinsd12: U Shirts&Tails2007: TDC i hear you, loud and clear Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: ok man le tme sleep Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out, sleep copy Shirts&Tails2007: TDC sleep frequency hawkinsd12: ok TDC sleep copy man im out shit Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: Shit man Shirts&Tails2007: TDC i read you Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: aight TDc n all that shit man Shirts&Tails2007: TDC copy that Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: aight Shirts&Tails2007: TDC i hear ya Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: Damn cody chlill out Shirts&Tails2007: TDC i read you, man Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out hawkinsd12: outey man outey over shit Shirts&Tails2007: TDC copy that again Shirts&Tails2007: TDC over and out Shirts&Tails2007: TDC you copy? hawkinsd12: this is Gavin Shirts&Tails2007: aight, i read you, TDC dismissed What does TDC stand for? Will these young men get caught spray painting local traffic signs or will they ever find a less destructive outlet for their creativity? Will this idiot ever figure out that the online conversations he has with his friend are not with his friend at all? Will Studio 8's employees ever grow up and stop fucking with strangers on Instant Messenger? The answers to none of these questions will be found in the next installment, we guarantee! Stay tuned for Part 3!
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