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The Top 500 AOL Screen Names

 A good AOL screen name can determine the social success of any antisocial individual. If carefully conceived and chosen, screen names can score their users all sorts of virtual rewards - sizeable Buddy Lists, friendships with unattractive people you don't have to look at, and potentially even the temporary love and respect of millions of snobby, disinterested internet chatters. We've done all the hard work and searched the entire web for only the funniest, saddest, and just plain enjoyable screen names ever. If you see one or two names that you really fancy, send a friendly IM to them. Who knows what will happen?

         

500. ShamanFace

499. Jacob

498. Shuppersy6

497. yayasisterhood

496. IamaWoman57

495. MrBignSmall

494. KarlwithaK

493. cellphonesatan

492.Sevenate9

491. Satin Sandwhich

490. 6969ohmygod69

489. AndrewWK PartyHard

488. OhMyJapan

487. YoiYoiYoi

486. FancyLouie1

485. AIMsucks69

484. Studio8CEO

483. LatinoHeat2

482. LatinoHeat1

481. IncubusBabe2332

480. AIM Braille King

479. CanibusBitch3223

478. BookerTman

477. PoopermanT

476. WeDeliver12

475. bellybutton53

474. Time4aHummer

473. legallyprudish

472. LSUassLSU

471. ChinaForLife

470. LSUmeansLSD

469. ChillinKillin

468. heydoodyouregay

467. Rabbitman33

466. hurtslikeabitch1843

465. CrazyAboutEwe

464. ivegotbaggage

463. LeaveMeAlone

462. SomeCrappyMovie

461. Toiletface19

460. HelpMeHurtMe

459. PullingYourPenis

458. Succi02

457. SwinginNSingin

456. DaFWord69

455. GetCloser2UrCat

454. fattyeatsfudge

453. xXxVanDieselxXx

452. Mattaithiew

 451. holyfarts41

450. Monitarmunches

449. nurnber1ftg

448. FormatSea

447. Heavenly Demon

446. StneCldStveAustinPwrs

445. Liea5

444. fiftyfivefunnies

443. RegistrationCode45

442. SexysubwaySlut

441. KibblesnShit

440. BabyBladderPlatter

439. herpesdove24

438. Boner1515

437. foundNthewoods

436. BloodyTwats

435. rendezviews

434. blinddate

432. taildaters

431. TheFifthWheel

430. dismissed

429. JLam4644

428. EwwWeeShniggles

427. Mommy Play Please

426. Duplicate Stupid

425. dawsons7thheavenbuffy

424. SinginDancinFun

423. planetofthegrapes

421. abc123

420. SexyDane

419. buddylistking

418. Playin4Keeps

417. Whaaazup2828

416. ofmiceandretards

415. ElephantMan

414. Bloomperts39

413. OGGangstaBoy

412. OMGWTF

411. RedfacedWarrior

410. 12yrold RKell Lovr

409.  DoodStoopid

408.  3BlondesNABrownies

407. ReeLFuNGuY

406. No Hands No Fun

405. PlinkyPants

404.  Tootsie Roller

403. Batman N Robin

402. IamTaylorPX4

401.  Way to Go

400. PoisonRocks

399. KlingonWarrior

398. NerdFan888

397. Ferndont

396.  CaptainDickles

395. RillyFunny

394.  DisMissed

393. Skeeterfly

392. StupidVirgin

391. RejectionFrustration

390. PregnantIdiot

389.  Stupid Condom

388. Spock is God

387. TennyDFan

386. Power N Glory

385.  Yippeeeee

384. GatoradeDrinkerBud

383.  LSURules

382. Poopopbanana

381. Run 4 Your Life

380. IDontPoo43

379. IDontEatPoo34

378.  Beached Q Tip

377.  Boxes

376. CheddarNipples

375. Unique CellPhone Ring

374.  Iggy Poptart

373.  Pulling Teeth

372. Epic Peknuckle

371. Etch My Sketch

370. NiceStudz69

369. Yuckoisdumb

368. PeckerChecker4

367. FlAtLiNe

366. OurLadyPieceofPizza

365. Kazaam

364. Heavens Cent

363. Black Blackjack Jack

362. QwertyGuy

361. NeedABuddyNow23

360. Really A Man

359. ThisListSucks

358.  RoddyRodriguez

357. WeNeedToTakeOurTime

 356. WhenYou ForceThings

355. ItsnotFunny

354. I Have a 6 Pack

353.  Whitehead

352. QueerBoyMan

351.  Fais Do Do

350. Bamboo Baby

349. GooGooDulls

348. HowHigh

347. Margaret

346. TheCampusShirt

345.  Hit Em Up

344. Saint Hornet

343. Wired

342.  HP Society

341. LouieInDa8

340. Tom the Tool Man

339.  Getting Horny

338. Pot of Gold

337. AOLScreenName42

336. jaredislookingatme

335. BeanDipYrself

334. RUEatingThat5

333. Incubusfan77

332. BeanDipYrself

331. RUEatingThat5

330. Fernando550

329. dicklessvagina73

328. AbsolutelyAdorable91

327. peeholesplinter

326. ShoutSomethingSilly

325. kazaamcousins

324. chustle28

323. DrNuckinFutts

322. FancyLouie3

321. Whatnot54

320. AmyOliviaLivers

319. Prapplekins

318.meninblack2

317. ramboner1515

316. allnightlong247

315. WhatisAIM

314. Something334

313. RapidDelivery1515

312. peniscolossus

311. 311sucks

310. MeMouche

309. DwnSouthHstler

308. number700ftg

307. ManginaSpaghetti

306. BjorkieNut

305. covplayazinslidell

304. MeRp

303. HotDamnitsHot

302. Stuuuuupid

301. Freedom4You

300. URCrazy

299. PickABooger57

298. Dammit342

297. ILuvXFL222

296. ScreamAtMommy

295. WrestlingisReallyFake

294. TalkinBout

293. Talk2U2morrow

292. MrFrumpyPants

291. SaggyHamburger

290. DrDoogs8

289. SpamTastesGross54

288. mochaHOTterd

287. ZachMorris

286. onioncreekmind

285. LOL

284. Scream 9

283. SpaghettiAndBlood

282. BRserialKiller

281. idontpoo22

280. Deftonez5

279. littleDgotshot

278. ToolQK

277. ¢▐ìäÜ+╝τ○

276. RobotPartyTweak

275. Slexy Spice

274. Idiot

273. Liv4LuvDie4Trees

272. CHS Jamboree

271. Shaggabond

270. No Mo Mista Nice Guy

269. SunshineGuy709

268. DryHumpMomma

267. BrownRounds21

266. FatSternum

265. ImSweepy

264. DumpyMe

263. davey n the navy

262. SoberDrunkDork

261. lil nice Demi

260. cravinmorehead

259. WorriedBout MyFace

258. Number1FTG

257. cafeteriagirls

256.  IMKewl

255. RadRacinRamone

254. Karaoke Karl

253. NerdyRapGroup

252. LittleGunther25

251. SiflOlly

250.  KeiththeKlanman

249. RainingRetards

248. AFWestcott

247.  StupidLookinBaby

246. Aladdin N Jasmine

245. Well Its The Big Show

244. Ted

243. Toughman97

242. AskmeAbout

241. GrinnySkritch

240. Mewkiss

239. WhiterTeeth

238. GeeWhiz

237. Don'tBDum

236. WeirdAlsNosehair

235. Ist Man

234.  No Where

233. RickyBallSack

232. LittleManiac

231. A Lil Taste of Me

230. PeopleHateMe

229. HarvardGradSlut

228. God is Good

227. Place to Play

226. GeauxTigers204

225. Saint Jude

224. ICraveTeeTee

223. Hide the Salami

222. LinkinPork

221. Howdy Podnuh

220. MyShirtStinks56

219.  TigerBarDancer

218.  HuckF1nn

217. Till There Was U

216. JimSlimJim

 215. AFishCalledAnanda

214. UWontBeAHotDancr

213. Reddy Set Go

212. 2GallonJugs

211. GetFatFrenchFry

210.  Sausage Fest

209.  I Killed Those Girls

208. LITW Groupie

207. CrampnMyStyle

206. Freedom4Me

205. Magnetos Magnadoodle

204. HighSkewlFewl

203. Tinseltown

202. Killing Kittens

201. BrocksCat

200. Isle of View

199. Misspeller308

198.  Dill Pickle

197. BillyandChuck

196.  HaitianPrincess

195. Loser

194. JackieNDougRule

193. Hiccupin Hick

192. ISteal2BCool

191. Succi2Me

190. NewBingoChamp

189. PeterThisIsThe WorstTimeYou CouldHaveCalled

188. MightyDucks3

187. Carbohydrate

186. GrossUglyDude

185. SwiteDowlDowl

184. Gumshoe

183. LayawayLady

182. GuitarsRPianos

181. Underwear Model

180. Russian Gobler32

179. VanillaCokeFan8

178.  Time to Partee

177.  Trouser Snake

176. BringMeCakes45

175. BKlovesJYD

174.  Veronica and Archie

173. PenucklePal

172. FaceGuy

171.
ILuvMyPets967

170. TrojanMan504

169. ShuttheDo4Me

168. pl4y3r 4 lif3

167. Studio8BeeKay

166. i8yourbaby

165. sobeyourself

164. FattyNippy98

163. digitalOdom

162. Angry N White

161. geauxtigers

160. 160isacoolnumber

159. FancyLouie2

158. ShortnUgly00

157. UglynShort00

156. AmericaUSA

155. DaSouthwasRight

154. DeltaAirlinesCEO

153. riversidereader66

152. ShaftedinAfrica

151. 456413254

150. emoticonofdaworld

149. AnnieBoydRoom31

148. hotmaledotcom

147. xxChinDongxx

146. :)

145. :-)

144. dvdDoink

143. maaartin

142. RatTailBeans

141. ILoooveThatArticle

140. CurlyQutips

139. QueefCumPussy

138. PussyCumQueef

137. 4minus4plus2

136. vaginaVegetarians

135. MacaroniAndBabies

134. ShankofMan

133. DumpyDoodoo

132. ImAbusedByDad

131. OhMonicaMyMonica

130. LotsaLuvnRespect2

129. JumpForJoyForMe

128. TellMeIAmSexy

127. ChatRoomDonkey

126. PenisSplinter

125. InterracialMistakes

124. doogiedooga

123. DungeonsDragons4 Life

122. canUdigitSUCKER

121. JavaSteals2much

120. Partedbutthair

119. EmbarrassingDaddy

118. thebigslow

117. AimeeFontenot

116. LaurenVerette

115. Java32123

114. voluptuouswoman

113. Gauntlet 4

 112. Cheesus Mice

111. Cell Ring Genius Gim

110. Touch me Tease Me

109. VonMagoo

108. UnionCoolMan

107. Lucifer is Dead

106. RaisinBran Butthole

105. naughtynachos

104. QUITEaTREAT27

103. JesusChristSuperstar

102. ICPtwist

101. slowridetakeiteasy

100. Keyboard Kenny

99. fetus and farthead

98. SODDIdude

97. Binky

96. Bucko

95. Ur Neat

94. BoutitBoutit RowdyRowdy

93. Cojack7

92. Hungry4aSneeze

91. IHateFunnyStuff

90. All5Inches

89. Checkmate

88. Love Machine 5

87. O man an Oman

86. BlingBling N Blind

85.  IDriveaBMW

84. I Hate Nigz

83. Just Kidding

82. Nigz are cool

81.  Crotchety Old Man

80. Chi Chi

79. BoogerEatinJerk

78. I Love Myself

77. TicklingDrake

76. LickMyBallSweat

75. Padawan145

74. 3WayCallsRawk

73.  Bill

72.  RainyFace

71. GettinMyGrooveon

70.  Bubble Bobble

69. Beggin4a69

68. Riddle Me This

67. HugNKissesNSuckin

66. InCuBuS

65. PhishPhan

64. Carnivorous
Carnivore

63. Freddy Kreuger

62. FailedFeelUp

61. Staring At Tatties

60. Bilbo Baggins

59. Donald Duck

58.  P1ng Pong Champ

57.  GFunk Allstar

56. Will Smith

55. Hide n Peek

54. Hahahaha999

53. AnotherFartJoke

52. LameLegs67

51. CK1 is No1

50. FatRebecca

49.  Punny Jokester

48.  Pacing Poser

47. Richard Richardson

46. Radioheadline

45.  FreeWilly

44. ChocolateVanilla

43. Whoaaaaa

42. Magic has HIV

41. I am a tiger grrrr

40. OverTheHill

39.  KitKatKraver

38. Vinsane

37. MontellJordan

36. MontellWilliams

35. Killer Pillow

34.  XCalibur

33. Orgasm Pie

32. Zippy Zelda

31. MostlyDead

30. Lycos Lover

29. CremePieBabe

28.  EverGlaze

27.  M and M

26. Gruesome3some

25.  MammyTiggins

24. GooGooGaGa

23.  TigOldBitties

22. Camels 4 Me Please

21. WaldoWilson

20. DoggyStizzel

19. AustinPowersIs
NotFunny

18. SaltyCrotch

17. Seventeen Wet Dream

16. Farting Preacher

15.  Gay Military

14.  Tubby Biotch

13. FriendofSatan666

12.  Hitler

11. 2ManyXXX References


These top 10 screen names demand your respect. If you ever see one of the following ten people online, we suggest you immediately talk to them and tell them how much you admire their witty screen names and terrific personalities. Perhaps they'll even let you purchase their screen names for a small sum of money or credit card application forms!

10. CaliGirlBlade45
Studio 8 used this name a few times when our AOL Victim's section started up. It has proven to be very useful when we wanted to portray a young and sexy girl from California who rollerblades and is 45 years old.

9. synapse177
The owner of this name is a fan of Studio 8 who doesn't want his screen name included in this list. We thought we'd include it anyway as a birthday surprise to him. So whenever it is this guy's birthday, be sure to IM him and wish him a good one. Actually, he probably won't like seeing his name on here and we will lose a good friend and get in lots of trouble, but we are running low on names and we hope he understands.

8. sdrawkcabsihtlleps
A simple screen name if there ever were such a thing. But there probably isn't, so disregard this message and everything you read from here on down.

7. ThisIsGood Burp
No other screen name could be conceived that perfectly summed up the personality of the person who chatted with it. According to people who spoke to this person in real life (life outside of the internet), this guy used to always belch while he was eating something, but seconds before he belched, he would slyly say, "This is good." The person who once used this name has since changed his name to FartThatWasntMe. This screen name is good. <Burp!>

6. The Campus Dirt
If this name wasn't at the top of our list, some other name would be. Also, it is the official name of the official newspaper of Studio 8. Read it.

5. BRB ackstreet Boyz
Nick, Joey, Lance, Jordan, & Marky Mark!!!! Need we say more? Well, we won't!

4. wwwSTUDIO8net
This screen name is on here because the people who make the website that the screen name is named after wouldn't stop bugging us about being included in the Top 500. It took a fruit basket and a rare mug to convince us that this name belongs here. What a bunch of cowardy bastards.

3. CajunPoppaB
The bearer of this screen name is possibly the biggest sucker ever. He has fallen victim to Studio8.net several times.  See for yourself in the AOL Victim's section.

2. YouveGotMail
These screen name is the only screen name to ever have a movie named after it. Soon after the movie was released, none other than American Online adapted this phrase to alert users of receiving new mail.

1. PervertedChatter237
Rarely have we seen such honesty in a screen name as PervertedChatter237. By the way, PervertedChatter237 is a child molester who has managed to evade police for almost 20 years. If any policemen are reading this list, all you have to do is pose as a child on Instant Messenger, give him your address, and he'll show up to molest you. In addition to being very trustworthy, he's also very trusting. So once he shows up at your place like a sucker, you can arrest him. Just a suggestion.

 

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