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The Top 500 Internet Acronyms

A good acronym is hard to come by in today's fast-paced world of electronic conversations and 2-second relationships. People find it hard to express how they really feel to one another, perhaps because they don't really feel anything worth expressing. Studio 8 is saddened by this and has taken it upon itself to give people something to feel about and ways to say it. Behold, the Studio 8 Top 500 Internet Acronyms!

         

500. CYTMWTAM?
Can you tell me what this acronym means?

499. GIHNIOBYB
Girl, I have no intentions of being your boyfriend.

498. I
Idiot

497. IMTUB!
I made that up, bitch!

496. IIWAGIWDBIN
If I was a girl, I'd wear dresses, but I'm not

495. NEDHH
Nice elbow drop, Hulk Hogan.

494. SB!
Shutup, Buster!

493. ITITYTS!
I thought I told you to shutup!

492. FTBMTAM
Forgot to brush my teeth again, man.

491. SSN
Social security number

490. MIUAWGA
Making it up as we go along

489. CTAF
Cheap trinkets and firehouses

488. IWASKOLT
I want a simple kind of life, Terry!

487. IJDGAF
I just don't give a fuck

486. IARP
I'm a racist prick

485. INRBISAP
I'm not racist, but I'm still a prick


484.
ITIMHTYHIAFTTM
I think I might head to your house in about five to ten minutes

483. OTISO
Oh, that is so original

482. I
It

481. HP
Hewlett Packard

480. IMJATHHC
Instant message Jared and tell him he's cute

479. WHAT?
Who has a tap?

478. DKS
Die, Klingon scum!

477. WGDTBB
We're gonna do the Boopsy-Boop

476. RMBTYH
Riding my bike to your house

475. SM
Stop mastabatin

474. MPAFA
My parents are fucking again

473. MSISAS
My sister is such a slut

472. KIPXOOB
Kinko's is putting Xerox out of business

471. SACBHTE
Sandwiches are coming back harder than ever

470. LKTBYAI
Lets keep this between you and
I

469. GINASRN
God, I need a Spa right now

468. OA
OK

467. DYPPSOCS?
Do you prefer political satire or cultural satire?

466. D
Dude!

465. FCRH
Free cinnamon rolls here

464. YGSGOYC
You've got some gravy on your chin.

463. MGHTO
My grandpa had that once.

462. WORD
Who opened Rebecca's door?

461. IRNISHHAA
I realize now I should have had an abortion

460. IWCTSIITLTID!
I will complete this sandwich if it's the last thing I do!

459. ITGMHB
I think girls might have balls

458. Y
Yodeling

457. FYI
Fuck you, Ingrid

456. ICBTPFITWTC
I can't believe those planes flew into the World Trade Center!

455. IAPJSYK
I'm a pedophile, just so you know

454. INS$!
I need some money!

453. GBAYG?
Gentleman Brock, are you gay?

452. GBYAG
Gentleman Brock, you are gay.

 451. SOTP!
Someone's on their period!

450. HSTIABOYN
Hey sweetie, there is a booger on your nose

449. DMX
Rapper.

448. WOBRSKC
Watch out, Baton Rouge Serial Killler crossing

447. MS
Milsaps

446. OFIAHO
Of course I ate her out

445. WAYSAS(CN)
Why are you so...a...stupid <chainsaw noise>

444. BIBPWMC
Brock is busy playing with Magic Cards

443. DYDEP?
Does your dog eat poo?

442. TBIRBM
This boner is really bothering me

441.
GRRRRRRR
Gotta roll Randys right rod really radical, Roger

440. CCSL
Counting Crows suck live

439. LLLLIAB
La La La La I am bored

438. FGIT
Forget it

437. DOCABA
Dude our coupons are badass

436. TLKTB
The lightening killed the baby

435.  THBTLA
This hashed brown taste like ass

434.  MTM
Mikey the mangler

432. THS
Teddyville High School

431. THS
The Hives Suck

430.
TVS
The Vines Suck

429. TSS
The Strokes Suck

428. TWSS
The White Stripes Suck

427.  WCBDWTWB
What could be done with the wild boy?

426. WWJD
What would Jessica do

425. NFL
Not fun, lame

424. NHL
Nasty horny lesbian

423. MLB
Morning lime blues

421. NBA
Nothing but A-holes

420.  420
420

419. LTSTMTIDL
Last time someone told me that I died laughing

418. BMAAIAC
Both my arms are in a cast

417. MCILMW      My child is leaving my womb

416. PUATEHTITP
Please use acronyms to explain how to install this program

415. WITMRTY
Wait, I'm typing my response to you

414. NAS
No asshole shots

413. 2PAC
Two pens a case

412. JZ
Jay Z

411. TO
Today, ok!

410. MMMMMMTIG
mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm that is good

409. GRRR
Gary's Rambone really reeks

408. ILYC
I love your cock (penis)

407. ILYC(r)
I love your cockroach

406. ILYC(3)
I love your cock (poultry)

405. JT
Java Tales

404. IRTFMCIF
I remember the first Mexican chick I fucked

403. SWISC
Smoking weed is so cool!

402. BTB(1)
Baby that baby

401. BTB(2)
Break that baby

400. BTB(3)
Bean that baby

399. BTB(4)
Bite that baby

398. BTB(5)
Burn that baby

397. BTB(6)
Boil that baby

396. BTB(7)
Boink that baby

395. ALIST
Avril Lavigne is so trendy

394.  RBAR
Red beans and Ryan

393. PPFCAS 
Petey Pablo Fan Club Award Show

392. DITYAWHTMETATGS
Did I tell you about what happened to me earlier today at the grocery store?

391. NFMD
Nuckin Futts, M.D.

390. IPYPASDACTICL
ATWILNTH
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today. I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her.

389. FOD(1)
Faces of Death

388. FOD(2)
Feces of Doom

387. L4V
Level four vanilla

386. MHJ
Merp hates Jack

385. JLM
Jack loves Merp

384. LGSF
Let's go see Flickerstick

383. DHATANNTTS
Dick head and twat are not nice things to say

382. SDDDDDDLTBBB
Slam, da da da da da da let the boys be boys

381. TSGWMIGA
That sounds good with me I guess, alright?

380. KMART
Kindly Making America Rich and Tangy

379. BB!
Bobby Banana!

378. TSMKMM
That slut Marsha keeps messaging me

377. TADEMRN!
There's a dinosaur eating me right now!

376. YUMBAINGTIA
You used me, Bradley, and I'm not gonna take it anymore

375. HBICOMF
Her blood is caked on my fingers

374. CICPB?
Can I come play Bandicoot?

373. UMTAAD
Use my tongue as a douche

372. HHH
Hello? Hello? Hello?

371. ABC
Alphabet

370. RWRRBOTSIO
Real World Road Rules Battle of the Sexes is on

369. JOLLB?
Jansport or L.L. Bean?

368. DYKTYAP?
Did you know that you are pregnant?

367. TIGTBAWT
This is going to be a
Witty Tirade

366. MLSTHMBCB
My little sister took her Michelle Branch CD back

365. ICMSLOTT
I could melt some lemon on them tits

364. ILYETKY
I love you enough to kill you

363. IHYETSYCFF
I hate you enough to suck your cock for free

362. CMLCCMLBMBSB
Come my lady, come come my lady, be my butterfly, sugar, baby

361.  IWSYTIWCTEO
I would squeeze your titties if we could touch each other

360. DEATH
 Don't eat a turkey hotdog

359. A
Aw!

358.   IAWTMCY
I ate way too many cookies yesterday!

357. TNSTATMC
There's no such thing as too many cookies!

356. MILK
Mom I'd like killed

355. OGPSLHFYSMASH
Oh god please stop letting him finger you so much and so hard

354. AM
Away Message

353. JAWS II
 Junior American Whopper Special Inside Insisitution

352. COMPUTER
Community on making people use typewriters evenly regularly

351. ITIJSTLP
I think I just swallowed the last pie

350. IHW
I have winamp

349. EHW
Everyone has winamp

348. LMNOP
Lets mop Nancy's old palace

347. DMMFMD
Dude, my mom found my dildo

346. IGGWMD
I gotta go wash my dog

345.  CSI(1)
Christian sex investigation

344. CSI(2)
Chinese Sushi Inn

343. TPAE
Two pies and eggs

342. PJ
Poor Joel

341.
YLYS
You lost your soul

340. CBYDSTSNM
Can't bring your drum set to school no more

339. HYTTDT?
Have you talked to Danny today?

338. DDYTYCBMSB Do you think you could buy me some beer

 

 

337. INTTYOTSOEA
I'll never talk to you on The Sims Online ever again

336.  ILUVU
Illegal lesbians under vagina umbrellas

335.
TNSTAFLOTM
There's no such thing as free lunches on the moon

334. DS
Downloading songs

333. DTMTBD
Don't tell Mom the babysitter's dead.

332. BK(1)
Beach King

331. BK(2)
British Knights

330. BK(3)
Burger King

329. BK(4)
Bird Killer

328. BK(5)
Bobby Knight

327. BK(6)
Bad karma

326. TTS
Three twenty-six

325. YYYR
Yeah, yeah, you're right

324. BBBSTR
Boom boom boom shake the room

323. IFILWYJN
I fell in love with you just now

322. ICSWYAT
I can't see what you are typing

321. TMLABAGPO
Treat me like a baby and get pooed on

320. DMABW!
Drop me a Belvedere, Woady!

319. *B*IG
*burp* It's good.

318. DOTDOTDOT
...

317. TCJTHTO!
That girl just took her top off!

316. LGTCAGS
Let's go to church and get saved

315. TIAEDHHIARN
This is an emoticon displaying how happy I am right now

314. SIMLARPS
She's in my live action role-playing society

313. TIWTSHFYAM
This is what the stupid Hear From You means

312. IDP
Icee dead people

311. PBWLOH
Precious babies with lots of heart

310. INELTYA
I'm not even listening to you anymore

309. WTACII?
Was there any corn in it?

308. HDAWTFM?
Hey, does anyone want to fight me?

307. SUP
Some undead people

306. AYIAB?
Are you in a band?

305. _
Underscore

304. KK
Knock, Knock

303. TRVBASS
The Rock versus Brock at Summer Slam

302. DISSTY?
Do I sound sick to you?

301. HBWBTJAGSB
How about we blow this joint and get some burgers

300. HDYSH?
How do you spell hospital?

299. WYMMN?
What's you mothers maiden name?

298. MR&MRS
Mr. and Mrs.

297. ISYJ
I savor your juices

296. FB
Football, bro!

295. MFFB
Mutha fuckin football, bro!

294. YASPMITY?
You are so pretty. May I touch you?

293. GTS
Gee, that's swell!

292. YO
You're okay

291. IIP
I'm in prison

290. IIPA
I'm in prison again

289. IROOE
I ran out of emoticons

288. HDYSD?
How do you spell "Dublin?"

287. (.)
Period

286. TCIOH(.)
That chick is on her period

285. DYSTNAPM?DTS
Did you see that new Austin Powers movie? Didn't think so.

284. DTMMNP
Don't tell mom my name please!

283. HICB
Home improvement cover band

282. LID8
Louie in Da 8

281. PRYBSP
Please remove your bold setting please

280. HG
Hey guy

279. LTI
Later to it

278. PAS
Politics are stupid

277. DYWTKTTAMAS
Do you want to know the truth about me and Sonya?

276. IWBTNIIG
I will bust this nine if I gotta

275. YIWATFSN
Yeah, I work at the fruit stand now

274. WTDCIMDN
Witty tirade dot come I mean dot net

273. IMAA(1)
I made an A

272. IMAA(2)
I made another A

271. IMAAA(3)
I made an A again

270. IMAATSF(4)
I made an A twice so far

269. GPA
Grade point average

268. AJPMC
Albert just pinned Mysterio cleanly

267.  RTYU
Roy! Told you under!

266. TMT
Twist my twat

265. TPW
Tweezer plays Weezer

264.  FTG
Jared

263.  RVD
Ryan's venereal disease

262.  SP
Sup playa?

261. TITMRTFHLE
This is the most ridiculous top 500 list ever

260. MM
Manuelle's Mantasies

259. HIYHM
Holla if you hear me

258. KHYMT?
Kurt, have you met Ted?

257. NIHNMTYB
No, I have not met Ted yet, Bill

256. O
Orange

255. J
Juice

254. OJ
Orange Jelly

253. (Smiling)
Smiling

252. TERP
Terrance even raped Penelope

251. MCPH
My clit pierce hurts

250.  FART
Frank and Randy together?

249. AAMOFMF
As a matter of fact Mother Fucker

248. TFHLAAWOT
Top 500 lists are a waste of time

247. EX
Extreme x-ray

246. HIC
Hello, I changed

245. WIAAWY
Whew, I almost accidentally warned you

244. IJSMITF
I just shot myself in the face

243. HIWAD
Honey, I want a divorce

242. GM(1)
Got Minkis?

241. GM(2)
Got meningitis?

240. GM(3)
Got Morse-code?

239. GM(4)
General Motors

238. GM(5)
Great man

237. G_IUAL
Got ___ is uncreative and lame

236. HAGSIHTPWBP
Hide and go seek is hard to play with blind people

235. SWMYR
Smoking weed makes you retarded

234. LBSMYD
Let's be serious, Maggie. You're deceased.

233. TAIRAA
This acronym is really an ad

232. TGSIGBIWSHI
That girl sure is gross but I would still hit it

231. HLA
Hot lesbian altoids

230.  LOD
Legion of dads

229. WWW
Well Well Well

228.  PD(1)
Poor Donna

227. PD(2)
P Diddy

226. PD(3)
Puff Daddy

225. PD(4)
Police department

224. DYHTOAPDATP?
Did you hear the one about Puff Daddy and the police?

223. SUJ
Stupid unfunny joke

222. PTMD
Please touch my doll

221. FCKAUD
Felix can't know about us, Daniel

220. WYETLATM
Will you explain that last acronym to me?

219. HSR
Hulk Still Rules

218. ITVR
In that very ring

217. G
Ganster

216. WLTC
Women love their chocolate!

 215. MERP           My ears rotted off

214. DMB
Dave Matthews' brother

213. AUTTSSA
Are you trying to say something, asshole?

212. TYFLMYCR
Thank you for loaning me your cock ring

211. PIBODD
Put it back on Danzig dude

210. NNFS
Nice No Fear sticker

209. FLY
Friday let's yell

208. SJSM
Something just slapped me

207. PP
Pillow packs

206. DDD
Doral dirtbike dillinger

205. WYJSWVI
What you just said was very interesting

204. TTMTLDD
This trail mix taste like Doo-Doo

203. ITHILH
Is Todd home? I like him

202. STBU
Shut that baby up

201. IHUTBID
I haven't used the bathroom in days

200. CTD
Charles the drunk

199. CMTBBB
Children make the best boxing bags

198. IWTGETYBITSTA
I want to get engaged to you but I'm too scared to ask

197. IASOJOYNJ
I am sort of jealous of your nose job

196. TIIFYD
This IM is for you, Daddy

195. G
Grinding

194. MMDLMA
My momma doesn't like me anymore

193. BOB
Baby, ow, Baby!

192. WADD Websites against drunk driving

191. TNMMFLAR
That nigger makes me feel like a racist

190. IWPRJOYWD
I wouldn't post racism jokes on your website, dude

189. IKAKYEUMEB
I kinda always knew you'd end up my ex boyfriend

188. IKYC
I kissed your cat

187. AYGTTRWTL?
Are you going to the rodeo with that loser?

186. YDWUB(1)
Yo, Danny! What's up, bro?

185. YDWUB(2)
Yo, Dustin! What's up, bro?

184. HD
Hello Doug

183. GYSAOS
Gosh you suck at oral sex

182. BIS(1)
Best in Show

181. BIS(2)
Best insensitive slut

180. ITWF
It's time we fucked

179. ASUPA
Alton straight up played Arulan

178. HIIO
Home Improvement is on

177. AIL
America In Line

176. LHFSHHI!
Look how fucking short his hair is!

175. YCGFFWYCGOE
You can't get for free what you can get on EBay

174.  STAGE
Standing tough against gang environments

173.
MGBMTMTO!
My good buddy Matt told me that one!

172. S!
Stuuuuuupid!

 

 

171. DWAYD?
Dood, who are you, dawg?

170. IANSBITIMBSON
I'm am not sure, but I think I might be signing off now.

169. IGTKMNL
I'm going to kill myself now. Later.

168. LOL
LOL-ing out loud

167. WAUTTD!
What an ungentlemanly thing to do!

166. ILI
I love it

165. UOWLFSD
um, ok, whatever, like, for sure, dude

164. ISOSK
I'm scared of serial killers.

163. WAMTNEPRN
We are making the new employees page right now

162. HKIMMD
Hey kids! It's me, Mr. Dumpy!

161. QWYTO
Quit wasting your time online

160. IGCFRBOB
I got cooties from Rudy's big ole booty.

159. WKNIT
What kind of name is that?

158. HBYOYP
Hey bitch, you on your period?

157. HH
Happy Halloween!

156. AMMNSHBHNMTBR
A man may never say hi but he never means to be rude

155. PB4WOTFCY!
Player's Ball 4 was off the freaking chain, yo!

154. WYBSJNWYST
Were you being serious just now when you said that?

153. IJSMPITC?
I just shit my pants. Is that cool?

152. SH
Situations happen

151. TTYFQ
Take this, you fucking queer!

150. ITANUAA
I'm thinking about not using acronyms anymore

149. AMAA
Ask me about acronyms

148. SYCBIHY
Stop your crying before I hit you

147. YTARS
Your titties are real small

146. MFARSFTSM
My fingers are really sore from typing so much

145. ILPAOTP
It leaks puss all over the place

144. IHLTDSLMTF
I have lots to do, so lets make this fast

143. DITYO?N?!OL
Do I turn you on? No?! Ok later

142. OGGMABD
Oh God, give me a big dude!

141. TANWWALBAG
There ain't nuthin' worng wit' a lil' bump and grind

140. IWFFTRTLIF
I will fight for the right to live in freedom!

139. IPTUVFIOTNR
I prefer to use Verdana font instead of Times New Roman

138. HAD
Hicks are dumb

137. ICPIC
Insane Clown Posse is cool.

136. ICPIG
Insane Clown Posse is gay.

135. RO!
Roll out!

134. IHYUWIS
I hope you understand what I'm saying

133. S8SUX
Studio 8 is neat.

132. TWCAS
That was cheap and stupid.

131. ASL?
age, sex, lunch?

130. DWM
Don't warn me

129. HDYWTP?
Hey dude, you wanna trade pics?

128. NDTG
Nah, dude, that's gay.

127. HING
Hey, I'm not gay!

126. IAGEHMP
I ain't gay, either! Here's my pic.

125. CPD
Cute pic, dude.

124. DNLAOMDS
Do not lose any of my Dumbo souvenirs

123. EEE
Everyone expect Ebola

122. RTSP?
Remember the sausage party?

121.  MMM
Mutual masturbation marathon

120. BDWWCTYT
Bow down when we come to your town

119. SPS
Sweet period slushy

118.  R
Really?

117. WWW
Woob woob woob

116. IWWWMWHSTJN
I wonder what Will meant when he said that just now

115. IHOP
International house of puzzles

114. RHA
Rave hard asshole!

113. EDMRA
Every day merp runs away

 112. FMFMIB
Fuck, my fucking machine is broken

111. DICBYPAFM
Dude I can't believe you purchased a fucking machine

110. SWRIADTFTMT
She was right, I am doomed to fail that math test

109. TCIWTFFMM
That cock is way too fat for my mouth

108. ITYWD
I thought you were dead

107. PMPD
Pull my pants down

106. TIHYSK
This is how you spell kewl

105. TVIFIYT
That vomit is floating in your tub

104. Y
Yawn

103. CHS
Covington high sucks

102. FDABB
Free dessoits and bean burrities

101.

100. OOHLTG
Only one hundred left to go

99. CONNFL
Class of Ninety-Nine for life

98. JLLCAJ
John Lambremont looks Chinese and Japanese

97. SPITIM
Someone pee'd in the ice machine

96. CAAT
Call Albert A-Train

95. EXPO
Expose'

94. IM
International Male

93. IFWTDTYAGTHTUTF12K
If you want to do that you are going to have to use the F12 key

92. MITSE
Mud in Tim Stallings's eye

      91. INR
I'll never reproduce

90. TS
Team shorts

      89. FTF           Face the facts

88. CP
Chubby Penis

87. EST
Eighty-six that

86. NESSOBHIOT
Number eighty seven should of been here instead of there


85.
TWALODIWWT
There was a lot of deaths in world war two

84. TWSIA
Their winning streak is amazing

83. RAD
Randy against Danny

82. WNBA
Women never bathe anyway

81. YBAC
Your balls are cute

80. CBLAT
Charles Barkley looked at me

79. IREM
I rarely ever masturbate

78. HSTDWAC
Holy shit! That dude was a chick!

77. TDHALB
That dude has a lovely back

76. TAT
Tats are tits

75.  IQ
I queefed

74.  BBQ
Bar-be-que

73. BQ
Barbie-que

72. TMTYL
Take me to your leader

71. TCINC
This commercial is not cute

     70. MMICMS             My mom is carrying my child

69. INMSNSB
I need my sixty-nine shirt back

68. KKK
Ken Keen Konnection

67. E&C
Edge and Christian

66. TLC(1)
Tender Love Corn

65. TLC(2)
Tables Ladders Chair

64. TLC(3)
T-Boz Left-Eye Chili

63. RIP
Roast Indulgence Pa
rty

62. IHTSYCC
It hurts to see you crying Cassandra

61. IWLTPYITF
I would love to punch you in the face

60. TTTH
Talk to the hand

59. BUFFY
Bonnie, untie Frances for Yasmine

58. DTDAS
Determined to do a somersault

57. NOD
Nation of Domination

56. L
Let's

55. DYHTLIL
Do you have to let it linger?

54. ZAC
Zack attack cometh

53. AYSBD
Are you still blind, dude?

52. FYFM
Finger yourself for me

51. LMAONRT
Laughing my ass off not really though

50. ISHYSGGB
I still have your Sega game gear, bud

49. BBB
Best Buy Bitch

48.  OKDK
Okey Dokey

47. OSIWD
One Smirnoff Ice will do

46. PHAT
 Pot heads are talented

45. WYB
Wash your butt

44. SJSO
Succi02 just signed on

43. IWTBAM
I want to be a mime

42. OG(1)
Original Goonie

41. OG(2)
Oh God!

40. OG(3)
Oh great

39. B&L
Boren and Lamey

38. WAIYPTHNIDTS
What am I, your play toy, Henry? No, I don't think so

37. FBIFB
Fannie Beenerface is freaking beautiful

36. KKK
Krispy Kreme, k?

35. IAAD
I'm alone and depressed

34. MIKH
Mystikal is kinda handsome

33. JVIT
Jack's vomit is there

32. IBUMOAGLN
I beat up my old Aunt Georgette last night

31. CFA
Chick-Fil-A

30. ILLOTRTFOTR
I like Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

29. ILLOTRTTT
I like Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

28. IHLOTRTROTK
I hate Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Kings

27. ILLOTRTFOTR(M)
I like Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings (the movie)

26. TPPIP
This palm pilot is pointless

25. DETAPHOMD
Don't even think about player hating on me, Dad

24. TFS
24/7

23. TWSM
That Was Smooth, Man

22. RTMIKIS
Really, Thanks Man, I Know I'm Smooth

21. TSWISR
This sand which is so romantic

20. UYAIHOM
Um, your asshole is hanging out, man

19. AWPIIHH
A woman's place is in her heart

18. YBTGT
You bout to get treated!

17. POD
Penuckle of Denise

   16. OSALTG
Oh shit, a Level Two Goblin!

15. EATSHIT
Ernie adores those stupid hicks in Texas.

14. WDIKPE
Why do I keep pressing enter

13. WDMBMY
Why did Merp bite my tongue?

12. INTERNET
International notice that everyone really neat eats tacos

11. IDFLHCSWYRN
I don't feel like having cyber sex with you right now

These top 10 acronyms demand your respect, which can only be shown by using them as frequently as you can. This means that you may have to alter the way you speak, the way you converse over the internet, and even the way you think. But, you'll eventually find that all the acronyms make your life seem much more simple and carefree. Plus, you'll have more time to do other things, like organizing walk-a-thons, destroying small villages, or eating more pudding than is legally allowed in America.

10. OIMTA
Oops, I mis-typed that acronym
The easiest and most accurate way of correcting your mistakes, "OIMTA" has made a little home for itself in the top 10 of this top 500 list, barely squeaking past "IDFLHCSWYRN." In this day and age, acronyms are becoming more and more popular, as are misspellings and mis-typings. Any avid acronym user cannot survive without memorizing this one.

9. BSITKTH
Being simple is the key to happiness
Not only does this acronym sound pretty cool when read aloud, it also helps everyone remember why we use acronyms in the first place. Acronyms simplify. Simplicity equals happiness. It's as simple as that. A better revision of this acronym and statement might read, "UAITKTH : Using acronyms is the key to happiness." But that acronym doesn't sound very cool, so instead it will stay as BSITKTH and will just have to imply the rest.

8. MKIWA
My keyboard isn't working anymore
Computer keyboards are made of metals, plastic, and all sorts of space-age materials that are not only very durable, but are also prone to explode or malfunction at any second. In the middle of an important virtual business meeting, a broken keyboard could mean financial and emotional disaster. If your keyboard does shatter into pieces or catch fire, this acronym allows you to quickly alert the other party that something has gone terribly wrong.

7. HEY
Hey! Eating yogurt!
Easily the most misused acronym on this list, HEY, is often used as an introduction to kick start a conversation, which should be the word "Hey," not the acronym "HEY." Typically, out of respect for the person who states the above acronym, yogurt is never mentioned again in the conversation. Apparently, the person is too busy eating the yogurt to discuss eating the yogurt.

6. PDMMTTO
Please don't make me type this out
Sometimes you don't have time to type. If you are ever in a hurry, or need to do something fast, or find yourself rushing, then this acronym is for you. It's all about time compression - saying the most while using the fewest amount of letters and words. In ten years, this acronym will be in the top three.

5. TTTSBUITM!
Time to throw some bows up in this mug!
Studio 8's own Stephen Sport has put his signature on this acronym, claiming that its the best way to "sound off the party and invite the horny chicks into the house." If you don't know who Stephen Sport is, then it's probably better you keep it that way. If you're feeling adventurous, however, then click here.

4. TOWFT...A
The Onion wasn't funny today...again.
Every Tuesday afternoon when TheOnion.com decides to update itself, this acronym is typed out again and again throughout cyberspace by disappointed internet users who were looking for a laugh. Pretty soon, this spot in the Top 500 will be replaced by "IHLATOITY: I haven't laughed at The Onion in two years" or "TOAAFBTH: The Onion's articles aren't funny beyond the headlines."

3. IDDM
I don't do mornings.
The best acronyms always hide a hint of truth tucked beneath their skin. It gives them an added layer of flavor, and really hits home to most who read it. This acronym is not one of those, but it makes a really precious refrigerator magnet. This spot was almost given to #216 - WLTC: Women love their chocolate! However, chocolate doesn't exist in some countries, so that acronym wouldn't be as universally applicable as IDDM.

2. ILU
I love you
Most people might find that special someone who deserves to hear these three special words. If that time comes but you're behind a computer screen when it does and you're also in a bit of a hurry, simply saying "ILU" is the perfect way to add some spice to your lousy internet relationship. Try it today with someone you haven't ever physically interacted with or gotten to know really well!

1. LOL
Laugh out loud
In this world of "give me what you got and give it to me hot and fast," acronyms are king. LOL is the king of kings, allowing humans almost instantaneously to express their feelings of joviality to their cyber-friends. Hopefully, throughout the course of this Top 500 list, you've all done quite a bit of LOL-ing. If so, hit that Guestbook link below and tell us whether you did or not.

 

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