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500.
CYTMWTAM?
Can you tell me what this acronym means?
499.
GIHNIOBYB
Girl, I have no intentions of being your boyfriend.
498.
I
Idiot
497.
IMTUB!
I made that up, bitch!
496.
IIWAGIWDBIN
If I was a girl, I'd wear dresses, but I'm not
495.
NEDHH
Nice elbow drop, Hulk Hogan.
494.
SB!
Shutup, Buster!
493.
ITITYTS!
I thought I told you to shutup!
492.
FTBMTAM
Forgot to brush my teeth again, man.
491.
SSN
Social security number
490.
MIUAWGA
Making it up as we go along
489.
CTAF
Cheap trinkets and firehouses
488.
IWASKOLT
I want a simple kind of life, Terry!
487.
IJDGAF
I just don't give a fuck
486.
IARP
I'm a racist prick
485.
INRBISAP
I'm not racist, but I'm still a prick
484. ITIMHTYHIAFTTM
I think I might head to your house in about five to ten minutes
483.
OTISO
Oh, that is so original
482.
I
It
481.
HP
Hewlett Packard
480.
IMJATHHC
Instant message Jared and tell him he's cute
479.
WHAT?
Who has a tap?
478.
DKS
Die, Klingon scum!
477.
WGDTBB
We're gonna do the Boopsy-Boop
476.
RMBTYH
Riding my bike to your house
475.
SM
Stop mastabatin
474.
MPAFA
My parents are fucking again
473.
MSISAS
My sister is such a slut
472.
KIPXOOB
Kinko's is putting Xerox out of business
471.
SACBHTE
Sandwiches are coming back harder than ever
470.
LKTBYAI
Lets keep this between you and
I
469.
GINASRN
God, I need a Spa right now
468.
OA
OK
467.
DYPPSOCS?
Do you prefer political satire or cultural satire?
466.
D
Dude!
465.
FCRH
Free cinnamon rolls here
464.
YGSGOYC
You've got some gravy on your chin.
463.
MGHTO
My grandpa had that once.
462.
WORD
Who opened Rebecca's door?
461.
IRNISHHAA
I realize now I should have had an abortion
460.
IWCTSIITLTID!
I will complete this sandwich if it's the last thing I do!
459.
ITGMHB
I think girls might have balls
458.
Y
Yodeling
457.
FYI
Fuck you, Ingrid
456.
ICBTPFITWTC
I can't believe those planes flew into the World Trade Center!
455.
IAPJSYK
I'm a pedophile, just so you know
454.
INS$!
I need some money!
453.
GBAYG?
Gentleman Brock, are you gay?
452.
GBYAG
Gentleman Brock, you are gay.
451.
SOTP!
Someone's on their period!
450.
HSTIABOYN
Hey sweetie, there is a booger on your nose
449.
DMX
Rapper.
448.
WOBRSKC
Watch out, Baton Rouge Serial Killler crossing
447.
MS
Milsaps
446.
OFIAHO
Of course I ate her out
445.
WAYSAS(CN)
Why are you so...a...stupid <chainsaw noise>
444.
BIBPWMC
Brock is busy playing with Magic Cards
443.
DYDEP?
Does your dog eat poo?
442.
TBIRBM
This boner is really bothering me
441.
GRRRRRRR
Gotta roll Randys right rod really radical, Roger
440.
CCSL
Counting Crows suck live
439.
LLLLIAB
La La La La I am bored
438.
FGIT
Forget it
437.
DOCABA
Dude our coupons are badass
436.
TLKTB
The lightening killed the baby
435.
THBTLA
This hashed brown taste like ass
434.
MTM
Mikey the mangler
432.
THS
Teddyville High School
431.
THS
The Hives Suck
430.
TVS
The Vines Suck
429.
TSS
The Strokes Suck
428.
TWSS
The White Stripes Suck
427.
WCBDWTWB
What could be done with the wild boy?
426.
WWJD
What would Jessica do
425.
NFL
Not fun, lame
424.
NHL
Nasty horny lesbian
423.
MLB
Morning lime blues
421.
NBA
Nothing but A-holes
420.
420
420
419.
LTSTMTIDL
Last time someone told me that I died laughing
418.
BMAAIAC
Both my arms are in a cast
417.
MCILMW My
child is leaving my womb
416.
PUATEHTITP
Please use acronyms to explain how to install this program
415.
WITMRTY
Wait, I'm typing my response to you
414.
NAS
No asshole shots
413.
2PAC
Two pens a case
412.
JZ
Jay Z
411.
TO
Today, ok!
410.
MMMMMMTIG
mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm that is good
409.
GRRR
Gary's Rambone really reeks
408.
ILYC
I love your cock (penis)
407.
ILYC(r)
I love your cockroach
406.
ILYC(3)
I love your cock (poultry)
405.
JT
Java Tales
404.
IRTFMCIF
I remember the first Mexican chick I fucked
403.
SWISC
Smoking weed is so cool!
402.
BTB(1)
Baby that baby
401.
BTB(2)
Break that baby
400.
BTB(3)
Bean that baby
399.
BTB(4)
Bite that baby
398.
BTB(5)
Burn that baby
397.
BTB(6)
Boil that baby
396.
BTB(7)
Boink that baby
395.
ALIST
Avril Lavigne is so trendy
394.
RBAR
Red beans and Ryan
393.
PPFCAS
Petey Pablo Fan Club Award Show
392. DITYAWHTMETATGS
Did I tell you about what happened to me earlier today at the grocery store?
391.
NFMD
Nuckin Futts, M.D.
390.
IPYPASDACTICL
ATWILNTH
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today. I can't look at you while I'm
lying next to her.
389.
FOD(1)
Faces of Death
388.
FOD(2)
Feces of Doom
387.
L4V
Level four vanilla
386.
MHJ
Merp hates Jack
385.
JLM
Jack loves Merp
384.
LGSF
Let's go see Flickerstick
383.
DHATANNTTS
Dick head and twat are not nice things to say
382.
SDDDDDDLTBBB
Slam, da da da da da da let the boys be boys
381.
TSGWMIGA
That sounds good with me I guess, alright?
380.
KMART
Kindly Making America Rich and Tangy
379.
BB!
Bobby Banana!
378.
TSMKMM
That slut Marsha keeps messaging me
377.
TADEMRN!
There's a dinosaur eating me right now!
376.
YUMBAINGTIA
You used me, Bradley, and I'm not gonna take it anymore
375. HBICOMF
Her blood is caked on my fingers
374.
CICPB?
Can I come play Bandicoot?
373.
UMTAAD
Use my tongue as a douche
372.
HHH
Hello? Hello? Hello?
371.
ABC
Alphabet
370.
RWRRBOTSIO
Real World Road Rules Battle of the Sexes is on
369.
JOLLB?
Jansport or L.L. Bean?
368.
DYKTYAP?
Did you know that you are pregnant?
367.
TIGTBAWT
This is going to be a
Witty Tirade
366.
MLSTHMBCB
My little sister took her Michelle Branch CD back
365.
ICMSLOTT
I could melt some lemon on them tits
364.
ILYETKY
I love you enough to kill you
363.
IHYETSYCFF
I hate you enough to suck your cock for free
362.
CMLCCMLBMBSB
Come my lady, come come my lady, be my butterfly, sugar, baby
361.
IWSYTIWCTEO
I would squeeze your titties if we could touch each other
360.
DEATH
Don't eat a turkey hotdog
359.
A
Aw!
358.
IAWTMCY
I ate way too many cookies yesterday!
357.
TNSTATMC
There's no such thing as too many cookies!
356.
MILK
Mom I'd like killed
355.
OGPSLHFYSMASH
Oh god please stop letting him finger you so much and so hard
354.
AM
Away Message
353.
JAWS II
Junior American Whopper Special Inside Insisitution
352.
COMPUTER
Community on making people use typewriters evenly regularly
351.
ITIJSTLP
I think I just swallowed the last pie
350.
IHW
I have winamp
349.
EHW
Everyone has winamp
348.
LMNOP
Lets mop Nancy's old palace
347.
DMMFMD
Dude, my mom found my dildo
346.
IGGWMD
I gotta go wash my dog
345.
CSI(1)
Christian sex investigation
344.
CSI(2)
Chinese Sushi Inn
343.
TPAE
Two pies and eggs
342.
PJ
Poor Joel
341.
YLYS
You lost your soul
340.
CBYDSTSNM
Can't bring your drum set to school no more
339.
HYTTDT?
Have you talked to Danny today?
338.
DDYTYCBMSB Do you think you could buy me some
beer
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337.
INTTYOTSOEA
I'll never talk to you on The Sims Online ever again
336.
ILUVU
Illegal lesbians under vagina umbrellas
335.
TNSTAFLOTM
There's no such thing as free lunches on the moon
334.
DS
Downloading songs
333.
DTMTBD
Don't tell Mom the babysitter's dead.
332.
BK(1)
Beach King
331.
BK(2)
British Knights
330.
BK(3)
Burger King
329.
BK(4)
Bird Killer
328.
BK(5)
Bobby Knight
327.
BK(6)
Bad karma
326.
TTS
Three twenty-six
325.
YYYR
Yeah, yeah, you're right
324.
BBBSTR
Boom boom boom shake the room
323.
IFILWYJN
I fell in love with you just now
322.
ICSWYAT
I can't see what you are typing
321.
TMLABAGPO
Treat me like a baby and get pooed on
320.
DMABW!
Drop me a Belvedere, Woady!
319.
*B*IG
*burp* It's good.
318.
DOTDOTDOT
...
317.
TCJTHTO!
That girl just took her top off!
316.
LGTCAGS
Let's go to church and get saved
315.
TIAEDHHIARN
This is an emoticon displaying how happy I am right now
314.
SIMLARPS
She's in my live action role-playing society
313.
TIWTSHFYAM
This is what the stupid Hear From You means
312.
IDP
Icee dead people
311.
PBWLOH
Precious babies with lots of heart
310.
INELTYA
I'm not even listening to you anymore
309.
WTACII?
Was there any corn in it?
308.
HDAWTFM?
Hey, does anyone want to fight me?
307.
SUP
Some undead people
306.
AYIAB?
Are you in a band?
305.
_
Underscore
304.
KK
Knock, Knock
303.
TRVBASS
The Rock versus Brock at Summer Slam
302.
DISSTY?
Do I sound sick to you?
301.
HBWBTJAGSB
How about we blow this joint and get some burgers
300.
HDYSH?
How do you spell hospital?
299.
WYMMN?
What's you mothers maiden name?
298.
MR&MRS
Mr. and Mrs.
297.
ISYJ
I savor your juices
296.
FB
Football, bro!
295.
MFFB
Mutha fuckin football, bro!
294.
YASPMITY?
You are so pretty. May I touch you?
293.
GTS
Gee, that's swell!
292.
YO
You're okay
291.
IIP
I'm in prison
290.
IIPA
I'm in prison again
289.
IROOE
I ran out of emoticons
288.
HDYSD?
How do you spell "Dublin?"
287.
(.)
Period
286.
TCIOH(.)
That chick is on her period
285.
DYSTNAPM?DTS
Did you see that new Austin Powers movie? Didn't think so.
284.
DTMMNP
Don't tell mom my name please!
283.
HICB
Home improvement cover band
282.
LID8
Louie in Da 8
281.
PRYBSP
Please remove your bold setting please
280.
HG
Hey guy
279.
LTI
Later to it
278.
PAS
Politics are stupid
277.
DYWTKTTAMAS
Do you want to know the truth about me and Sonya?
276.
IWBTNIIG
I will bust this nine if I gotta
275.
YIWATFSN
Yeah, I work at the fruit stand now
274.
WTDCIMDN
Witty tirade dot come I mean dot net
273.
IMAA(1)
I made an A
272.
IMAA(2)
I made another A
271.
IMAAA(3)
I made an A again
270.
IMAATSF(4)
I made an A twice so far
269.
GPA
Grade point average
268.
AJPMC
Albert just pinned Mysterio cleanly
267.
RTYU
Roy! Told you under!
266.
TMT
Twist my twat
265.
TPW
Tweezer plays Weezer
264.
FTG
Jared
263.
RVD
Ryan's venereal disease
262.
SP
Sup playa?
261.
TITMRTFHLE
This is the most ridiculous top 500 list ever
260.
MM
Manuelle's Mantasies
259.
HIYHM
Holla if you hear me
258.
KHYMT?
Kurt, have you met Ted?
257.
NIHNMTYB
No, I have not met Ted yet, Bill
256.
O
Orange
255.
J
Juice
254.
OJ
Orange Jelly
253.
(Smiling)
Smiling
252.
TERP
Terrance even raped Penelope
251.
MCPH
My clit pierce hurts
250.
FART
Frank and Randy together?
249.
AAMOFMF
As a matter of fact Mother Fucker
248.
TFHLAAWOT
Top 500 lists are a waste of time
247.
EX
Extreme x-ray
246.
HIC
Hello, I changed
245.
WIAAWY
Whew, I almost accidentally warned you
244.
IJSMITF
I just shot myself in the face
243.
HIWAD
Honey, I want a divorce
242.
GM(1)
Got Minkis?
241.
GM(2)
Got meningitis?
240.
GM(3)
Got Morse-code?
239.
GM(4)
General Motors
238.
GM(5)
Great man
237.
G_IUAL
Got ___ is uncreative and lame
236.
HAGSIHTPWBP
Hide and go seek is hard to play with blind people
235.
SWMYR
Smoking weed makes you retarded
234.
LBSMYD
Let's be serious, Maggie. You're deceased.
233.
TAIRAA
This acronym is really an ad
232.
TGSIGBIWSHI
That girl sure is gross but I would still hit it
231.
HLA
Hot lesbian altoids
230.
LOD
Legion of dads
229.
WWW
Well Well Well
228.
PD(1)
Poor Donna
227.
PD(2)
P Diddy
226.
PD(3)
Puff Daddy
225.
PD(4)
Police department
224.
DYHTOAPDATP?
Did you hear the one about Puff Daddy and the police?
223.
SUJ
Stupid unfunny joke
222.
PTMD
Please touch my doll
221.
FCKAUD
Felix can't know about us, Daniel
220.
WYETLATM
Will you explain that last acronym to me?
219.
HSR
Hulk Still Rules
218.
ITVR
In that very ring
217.
G
Ganster
216.
WLTC
Women love their chocolate!
215.
MERP
My ears rotted off
214.
DMB
Dave Matthews' brother
213.
AUTTSSA
Are you trying to say something, asshole?
212.
TYFLMYCR
Thank you for loaning me your cock ring
211.
PIBODD
Put it back on Danzig dude
210.
NNFS
Nice No Fear sticker
209.
FLY
Friday let's yell
208.
SJSM
Something just slapped me
207.
PP
Pillow packs
206.
DDD
Doral dirtbike dillinger
205.
WYJSWVI
What you just said was very interesting
204.
TTMTLDD
This trail mix taste like Doo-Doo
203.
ITHILH
Is Todd home? I like him
202.
STBU
Shut that baby up
201.
IHUTBID
I haven't used the bathroom in days
200.
CTD
Charles the drunk
199.
CMTBBB
Children make the best boxing bags
198.
IWTGETYBITSTA
I want to get engaged to you but I'm too scared to ask
197.
IASOJOYNJ
I am sort of jealous of your nose job
196.
TIIFYD
This IM is for you, Daddy
195.
G
Grinding
194.
MMDLMA
My momma doesn't like me anymore
193.
BOB
Baby, ow, Baby!
192.
WADD Websites against drunk driving
191.
TNMMFLAR
That nigger makes me feel like a racist
190.
IWPRJOYWD
I wouldn't post racism jokes on your website, dude
189.
IKAKYEUMEB
I kinda always knew you'd end up my ex boyfriend
188.
IKYC
I kissed your cat
187.
AYGTTRWTL?
Are you going to the rodeo with that loser?
186.
YDWUB(1)
Yo, Danny! What's up, bro?
185.
YDWUB(2)
Yo, Dustin! What's up, bro?
184.
HD
Hello Doug
183.
GYSAOS
Gosh you suck at oral sex
182.
BIS(1)
Best in Show
181.
BIS(2)
Best insensitive slut
180.
ITWF
It's time we fucked
179.
ASUPA
Alton straight up played Arulan
178.
HIIO
Home Improvement is on
177.
AIL
America In Line
176.
LHFSHHI!
Look how fucking short his hair is!
175.
YCGFFWYCGOE
You can't get for free what you can get on EBay
174.
STAGE
Standing tough against gang environments
173.
MGBMTMTO!
My good buddy Matt told me that one!
172.
S!
Stuuuuuupid!
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|
171.
DWAYD?
Dood, who are you, dawg?
170.
IANSBITIMBSON
I'm am not sure, but I think I might be signing off now.
169.
IGTKMNL
I'm going to kill myself now. Later.
168.
LOL
LOL-ing out loud
167.
WAUTTD!
What an ungentlemanly thing to do!
166.
ILI
I love it
165.
UOWLFSD
um, ok, whatever, like, for sure, dude
164.
ISOSK
I'm scared of serial killers.
163.
WAMTNEPRN
We are making the new employees page right now
162.
HKIMMD
Hey kids! It's me, Mr. Dumpy!
161.
QWYTO
Quit wasting your time online
160.
IGCFRBOB
I got cooties from Rudy's big ole booty.
159.
WKNIT
What kind of name is that?
158.
HBYOYP
Hey bitch, you on your period?
157.
HH
Happy Halloween!
156.
AMMNSHBHNMTBR
A man may never say hi but he never means to be rude
155.
PB4WOTFCY!
Player's Ball 4 was off the freaking chain, yo!
154.
WYBSJNWYST
Were you being serious just now when you said that?
153.
IJSMPITC?
I just shit my pants. Is that cool?
152.
SH
Situations happen
151.
TTYFQ
Take this, you fucking queer!
150.
ITANUAA
I'm thinking about not using acronyms anymore
149.
AMAA
Ask me about acronyms
148.
SYCBIHY
Stop your crying before I hit you
147.
YTARS
Your titties are real small
146.
MFARSFTSM
My fingers are really sore from typing so much
145.
ILPAOTP
It leaks puss all over the place
144.
IHLTDSLMTF
I have lots to do, so lets make this fast
143.
DITYO?N?!OL
Do I turn you on? No?! Ok later
142.
OGGMABD
Oh God, give me a big dude!
141.
TANWWALBAG
There ain't nuthin' worng wit' a lil' bump and grind
140.
IWFFTRTLIF
I will fight for the right to live in freedom!
139.
IPTUVFIOTNR
I prefer to use Verdana font instead of Times New Roman
138.
HAD
Hicks are dumb
137.
ICPIC
Insane Clown Posse is cool.
136.
ICPIG
Insane Clown Posse is gay.
135.
RO!
Roll out!
134.
IHYUWIS
I hope you understand what I'm saying
133.
S8SUX
Studio 8 is neat.
132.
TWCAS
That was cheap and stupid.
131.
ASL?
age, sex, lunch?
130.
DWM
Don't warn me
129.
HDYWTP?
Hey dude, you wanna trade pics?
128.
NDTG
Nah, dude, that's gay.
127.
HING
Hey, I'm not gay!
126.
IAGEHMP
I ain't gay, either! Here's my pic.
125.
CPD
Cute pic, dude.
124.
DNLAOMDS
Do not lose any of my Dumbo souvenirs
123.
EEE
Everyone expect Ebola
122.
RTSP?
Remember the sausage party?
121.
MMM
Mutual masturbation marathon
120.
BDWWCTYT
Bow down when we come to your town
119.
SPS
Sweet period slushy
118.
R
Really?
117.
WWW
Woob woob woob
116.
IWWWMWHSTJN
I wonder what Will meant when he said that just now
115.
IHOP
International house of puzzles
114.
RHA
Rave hard asshole!
113.
EDMRA
Every day merp runs away
112.
FMFMIB
Fuck, my fucking machine is broken
111.
DICBYPAFM
Dude I can't believe you purchased a fucking machine
110.
SWRIADTFTMT
She was right, I am doomed to fail that math test
109.
TCIWTFFMM
That cock is way too fat for my mouth
108.
ITYWD
I thought you were dead
107.
PMPD
Pull my pants down
106.
TIHYSK
This is how you spell kewl
105.
TVIFIYT
That vomit is floating in your tub
104.
Y
Yawn
103.
CHS
Covington high sucks
102.
FDABB
Free dessoits and bean burrities
101.
100.
OOHLTG
Only one hundred left to go
99.
CONNFL
Class of Ninety-Nine for life
98.
JLLCAJ
John Lambremont looks Chinese and Japanese
97.
SPITIM
Someone pee'd in the ice machine
96.
CAAT
Call Albert A-Train
95.
EXPO
Expose'
94.
IM
International Male
93.
IFWTDTYAGTHTUTF12K
If you want to do that you are going to have to use the F12 key
92.
MITSE
Mud in Tim Stallings's eye
91.
INR
I'll never reproduce
90.
TS
Team shorts
89.
FTF
Face the facts
88.
CP
Chubby Penis
87.
EST
Eighty-six that
86.
NESSOBHIOT
Number eighty seven should of been here instead of there
85.
TWALODIWWT
There was a lot of deaths in world war two
84.
TWSIA
Their winning streak is amazing
83.
RAD
Randy against Danny
82.
WNBA
Women never bathe anyway
81.
YBAC
Your balls are cute
80.
CBLAT
Charles Barkley looked at me
79.
IREM
I rarely ever masturbate
78.
HSTDWAC
Holy shit! That dude was a chick!
77.
TDHALB
That dude has a lovely back
76.
TAT
Tats are tits
75.
IQ
I queefed
74.
BBQ
Bar-be-que
73.
BQ
Barbie-que
72.
TMTYL
Take me to your leader
71.
TCINC
This commercial is not cute
70.
MMICMS
My mom is carrying my child
69.
INMSNSB
I need my sixty-nine shirt back
68.
KKK
Ken Keen Konnection
67.
E&C
Edge and Christian
66.
TLC(1)
Tender Love Corn
65.
TLC(2)
Tables Ladders Chair
64.
TLC(3)
T-Boz Left-Eye Chili
63.
RIP
Roast Indulgence Party
62.
IHTSYCC
It hurts to see you crying Cassandra
61.
IWLTPYITF
I would love to punch you in the face
60.
TTTH
Talk to the hand
59.
BUFFY
Bonnie, untie Frances for Yasmine
58.
DTDAS
Determined to do a somersault
57.
NOD
Nation of Domination
56.
L
Let's
55.
DYHTLIL
Do you have to let it linger?
54.
ZAC
Zack attack cometh
53.
AYSBD
Are you still blind, dude?
52.
FYFM
Finger yourself for me
51.
LMAONRT
Laughing my ass off not really though
50.
ISHYSGGB
I still have your Sega game gear, bud
49.
BBB
Best Buy Bitch
48.
OKDK
Okey Dokey
47.
OSIWD
One Smirnoff Ice will do
46.
PHAT
Pot heads are talented
45.
WYB
Wash your butt
44.
SJSO
Succi02 just signed on
43.
IWTBAM
I want to be a mime
42.
OG(1)
Original Goonie
41.
OG(2)
Oh God!
40.
OG(3)
Oh great
39.
B&L
Boren and Lamey
38.
WAIYPTHNIDTS
What am I, your play toy, Henry? No, I don't think so
37.
FBIFB
Fannie Beenerface is freaking beautiful
36.
KKK
Krispy Kreme, k?
35.
IAAD
I'm alone and depressed
34.
MIKH
Mystikal is kinda handsome
33.
JVIT
Jack's vomit is there
32.
IBUMOAGLN
I beat up my old Aunt Georgette last night
31.
CFA
Chick-Fil-A
30.
ILLOTRTFOTR
I like Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
29.
ILLOTRTTT
I like Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
28.
IHLOTRTROTK
I hate Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Kings
27.
ILLOTRTFOTR(M)
I like Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings (the movie)
26.
TPPIP
This palm pilot is pointless
25.
DETAPHOMD
Don't even think about player hating on me, Dad
24.
TFS
24/7
23.
TWSM
That Was Smooth, Man
22.
RTMIKIS
Really, Thanks Man, I Know I'm Smooth
21.
TSWISR
This sand which is so romantic
20.
UYAIHOM
Um, your asshole is hanging out, man
19.
AWPIIHH
A woman's place is in her heart
18.
YBTGT
You bout to get treated!
17.
POD
Penuckle of Denise
16.
OSALTG
Oh shit, a Level Two Goblin!
15.
EATSHIT
Ernie adores those stupid hicks in
Texas.
14.
WDIKPE
Why do I keep pressing enter
13.
WDMBMY
Why did Merp bite my tongue?
12.
INTERNET
International notice that everyone really neat eats tacos
11.
IDFLHCSWYRN
I don't feel like having cyber sex with you right now
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