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Ho Down
(A Studio 8 Original Song)
I saw her a standin' on
the corner of the street
She jumped right in my truck
And I knew within five minutes time
That we was gonna fuck.
She offered me one time for free
I thought "Hey that deal's swell!"
Now it hurts every single time I pee
And my nuts got a real bad smell.
I guarantee her orgasm's fake
And she sleeps with all my friends.
But she gives me all the money she makes
More than I could ever spend.
She humped me in a Burger King
Drank a semen shake at Dairy Queen
Brushed her teeth with my ding-a-ling
Handled a horse, ten dildos, and midgets in between
For givin me a VD I punched her in the face
and I shook her
But now I'm really gettin what I deserve
for datin' a dirty hooker
She gave free hand-jobs out every place
That I done took her
But that's how it is when you're like me
datin' a nasty hooker.
We've never had a real discussion
We don't get in petty fights
But I give her a nice head concussion
Almost every single night.
She never says "I Love You, Honey"
And she'll eat a pubes sandwich
She'll even eat my poopoo for money
Man, that's one disgusting bitch.
Every other day the cops take her away
they arrest her and they book her
But what do you really expect
from a nasty fat-assed hooker?
Oh, I tell ya she really sucks in bed
And she keeps rubbers in her boot
But I guess this is all what I get
For datin' a loose goose prostitute.
Let's bring it on home boys!
Yes that's what I get
for datin' a dumb, fat, mustached, hairy-backed, white trash, nasty, crusty,
gassy, rusty, big breasted, crab infested, never once AIDS tested, pecker-bitin',
cat-fightin', crack pipe lightin' toothless old dirty ass proooostituuuute.
Yee-haw!
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Written by: Brock
Performed by: Brock, John B, John L
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