"What is Studio 8?"

- We don't feel like answering that question. On to the next one.

"Why don't you guys discuss real issues, you know, like all the serious and depressing stuff going on in the world every day?"

- We were not aware that anything goes on in the world besides what goes on in the Studio 8 universe. Sorry about that. Teach us to be different.

"What's up?"

- Hey, dude. Not much.

"Why does Studio 8 have to have its own website?"

- I guess we don't HAVE to have our own site, but it's slightly better and almost more simple than just writing our funny ideas down on a pad of paper and passing it around.

"How frequently have you been asked this question?"

- Very funny.

"Have you talked to Danny today?"

- OH GOD!!! Not again!!! Has anyone ever talked to Danny? Who is Danny?

"I thought I was supposed to be the one asking questions."

- We thought we were supposed to be the ones making statements.

"Have you guys ever heard of comedy?"

- No, but we haven't heard of God, either, and we still feel guilty when we say bad words. But it's ok to say bad words for the sake of comedy.

"Why do I have to ask this question?"

- Because you're my mother and we need more questions for this page or else it will look like no one ever asks us questions because we're not that popular. OK?

"Does Studio 8 ever take itself seriously?"

- You tell us. <Stares at you very seriously.>

"Studio 8 is a bunch of sell-outs. You're not supposed to try and make money by entertaining people. Why are you guys such jerks like that?"

- Studio 8 makes little to no money off of anything we make. But we do work hard and think that we should be compensated enough so at the end of the day, we at least break even with this website and all of the many hours and dollars that are put into it every day. If that is selling out, then please try to do what we do and do it for absolutely free. Until then, have fun watching television and being unproductive.

"You say that you deal in comedy. So when are you guys going to get funny?"

- We think that right now we should concentrate more on being serious and making a name for ourselves. Then, once we have more money and free time, we'll start getting into comedy. But we're taking it slow, you know? Like, we'll probably start off with some nice, simple jokes about farts, then we'll move up into riskier territory, like controversial, complex jokes about God and stuff. Bear with us until then.